Idiots Of Our Hatebook

 

IDIOTS OF OUR HATEBOOK

 

Last month, Slaughter pulled their Guestbook and Chat Room off their pathetic site.  And a week or so ago, they had their AOL Folder taken down.  That’s because Slaughter fans are lack chromosomes and they all bitch at each other.  No other band gets their folder taken down or has to remove their guestbook.  Only Slaughter.  But some Slaughter fans are too stupid to realize that, so they blame us and ramble on in our Hatebook.  Well thanks mental midgets, you’ve just given me a post!   You’ll also notice none of these social pariahs have the balls to sign their name or give a real email address.  By looking over our Hatebook recently, it made me realize that a lot of mental hospitals now have internet connections.

Record 242
Name: What the fuck do you care!
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-06-08 14:06:50

You guys are the biggest group of inbreeding hypocrites I’ve ever seen in my life and must be related to Jimmy Swaggert and Jerry Farwell. I have a sense of humor but you guys are just plain fucking mean. It’s kind of funny how you can dish the smack out but have a little problem when people use your own rhetoric against you. Fucking Losers!

I traced your IP and your from Idaho, so picking on you would be equal to tripping a blind person or beating the retarded at a game of Battleship.   Fuck, do bands even tour Idaho?  I didn’t think so.  Go back to your potatoes and shut the fuck up.  I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

Record 235
Name: WHO THE FUCK CARES
Website: SUCK ON ANY SKUNK ASS LATELY?
Referred by: From a Friend
From: IM THE SMART SIDE OF YOUR BRAIN
Time: 1999-05-31 13:42:20

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ASSHOLES? SUCKED ON DONKEY KONGS DICK TOO MUCH. MAYBE YOU ALL SPENT TOO DAMN MUCH TIME DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE,PICKING UP TRASH IN THE PARKS AND THE SUN BEATING DOWN ON YOUR BLOATED MELLON, MADE YOUR LITTLE PEANUT SHRIVEL UP AND GROW MOLDY PUKE. JUST THOUGHT I’D SAY FUCK YOU ONE MORE TIME , FOR THE RECORD. HAVE A CRAPPY, FUCKED UP DAY. ASSHOLES.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.  Please unlock the caps key, mkay?  I never sucked off Donkey Kong (what a creative line that is) but I did fuck Ms. Pac Man back in the early 80s.  She was a bitch and kept trying to eat my balls, so we broke it off. 

Record 234
Name: NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: MY MOTHER
Time: 1999-05-31 05:12:42

GET A LIFE!!!!! YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE SUPPOSED "STUCK UP" BANDS THAT YOU BASH. YOU REALLY HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS. IN CASE YOU’RE WONDERING, YES, I AM A SLAUGHTER FAN AND I DID GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL. I’M IN COLLEGE RIGHT NOW. I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, BUT THIS SITE IS NOT HUMOROUS, IT’S OFFENSIVE AND RUDE. BUT I SUPPOSE THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE. WELL YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN STICK YOUR DAMN SITE!!!!!!

Where can I stick my damn site?  How about up your ass?  Is that good for you?

Record 233
Name: Yeah like I’d tell you
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: hmm…someplace
Time: 1999-05-31 03:03:06

This page totally sucks. I am a Slaughter fan and yes, I did graduate from high school and yes I do go into the chat alot. I am not a retard and what you say about Slaughter, is totally not true. If you knew the guys, you’d know they were not like what you say. I think this all is around jealousy. You see what they are like and your mad cause you’ll never get it. You people need to get real jobs.

Working for Metal Sludge is a job!  It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.  Why would I be jealous of Slaughter?  The only people who defend Slaughter are their cult like fans.  Have you ever noticed whenever we mention Slaughter in one of our 20 Question interviews, the "metal star" never has anything good to say about Slaughter or Dana.  Dana’s name is always mentioned in the Word Association, and people never say good things about him.  They don’t say "Great guy" or "Wonderful person."  Why do you suppose that is?  People in the industry know all about Dana and his wicked ways.  Wait till you see our upcoming 20 Questions this month.  Dana gets put in his place a few times.  Every fan that has been loyal to Slaughter and gets in the Slaughter camp has been burned.  If you haven’t been burned yet, then just wait.  Your time will come.

Record 231
Name: Blue Moon
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-05-31 01:57:48

Thoughts of Metal Sludge "Hmm let’s see what I can do in my life." "I don’t have a record deal because I can’t get one, I’m a lowlife with no money, and I completely jelous or rockers because they get all the chicks when I can’t even get a mouse with a piece of cheese!" "Well damn, I think I’ll make a webpage!" "Yeah that’s it!" UGH! No wonder why you were left on the doorstep for Satan!

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

Record 230
Name: YOU WISH
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-05-31 01:54:15

Metal Sludge Guys and Girl, Is it true that you only date people who are legally blind? I can see why! By the way. What’s the title of your site? Metal Shit? No wonder why you smell like that!

I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.  What the fuck is this?   How old are you?  What type of insults are these?  I didn’t realize so many 1st graders came to our site.  Maybe if this keeps up we’ll try to do 20 Questions with Barney for you kids, mkay?

Record 228
Name: T.S
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-05-30 12:51:21

I just wanted to day that I think your all a bunch of fucking idiots Its one thing to come in here and bash the bands but when it comes to but when it comes to bashing the departed let them rest in peace you have no fucking clue or do you even have a grip on reality!!!! I think you all need to get a fucking life and these those whos past alone……..FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Who are you referring to when you say "bashing the departed?"  Tim Kelly?  We’ve never said one negative thing about Tim Kelly.  Unlike you, we have supported his brother Bryan and whenever we find out info on his upcoming book about Tim, we plug it.    Tim was the only decent person in Slaughter.  Dana has disrespected Tim way more than we could.   So for all you Slaughter fans who like to jump on our dick, read our fucking page first before you start opening your mouth.

Record 227
Name: Robin
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From:
Time: 1999-05-28 23:23:13
Comments: If that is Blas who posted that message below then he is totally right. You guys are the laughing stock. Blas can have any girl he wants when you can’t even get your own hand. He will be far more richer then you will ever be. Sounds like you’re a little jealous.

How can I not get my own hand? It’s attached to my body and I can shove it in my pants whenever I want.  And why do you people think these "metal stars" are rich?  Are you kidding me?  Half these guys have day jobs.  Jani Lane was working as a waiter on Sunset a year or so ago.  He didn’t do that cause he enjoyed asking people what salad dressing they’d like on their salad, he did cause he needed the extra money.  Blas ain’t rich, and like I’ve said before, you people have no idea who I am.  I could be Gene Fucking Simmons and Shannon Fucking Tweed could be sucking my cock as I type this, so spin the wheel and guess again welfare queen.

Record 226
Name: Blas Elias
Website: Slaughter
Referred by: From a Friend
From: Las Vegas
Time: 1999-05-27 17:11:48
Comments: You people are fucking retarded what the hell is wrong with you losers. I will be fucking chcks left and right, making killer music while you flip the burgers at McDonalds!!!!

This isn’t Blas cause the IP didn’t come from AOL, and we all know Blas has AO Hell.  Also, Blas doesn’t have the balls to sign our Hatebook or use such a potty mouth.  The only person working at McDonald’s will be Blas when Slaughter folds after this record.  This is going to be Slaughter’s last record kids, put money on it.

So that ends that.  Your welcome.   

Bring It On,

OZZY

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