SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH….
Any chick with 2 X’s in her name is cool by Sludge. She should form an all girl tribute to Roxx Gang and call it Roxxy Gang. Angela Grant could play guitar and we could get that 15 year old Danni Sludgette to join as well. All super hot pieces of ass and spreading the word about rock and their legs for cock. Oops, did we say that?
Sorry we got carried away. Anywho, here is Roxxy aka Rock Royalty.
1. Tell us about you, who you are and why you are Rock Royalty?
First, I would like to thank you for flying me out for this interview. I love 80’s rock, it FREAKING rules…. I like most music really, but there is something about that decade that just makes me feel my soul. I am independent and totally NOT a fan of drama, I don’t talk shit and I don’t judge….I make fun of myself and can be the raunchiest guy’s girl or the frilliest girlie girl…depending on my mood. I love to meet people who are into the same stuff I am and also people who can enlighten me. I run Roxxy Management Corporation, where I do things like manage random tours in the Midwest. ? I am also in the process of starting a clothing line with my business partner; it’s going to rock your socks off!
I am divorced and have no desire to be married again. I am soooo lucky to be the mom of the smartest, cutest, funniest kid EVER!!! He just started kindergarten; he’s getting so big! ? I have learned so much from him and because of him; I am so insanely blessed.
I am exceptionally honored to be Rock Royalty…. If you know me you already know why. If you don’t know me then feel free to book an appointment with my personal assistant to get to know me…kissez
2. Age: 25
I am from Detroit….Detroit Rock City, yay!…Well, it’s fine for now, I hate winter, snow, stupid freezing rain, lame ass road conditions… but it’s cool because we get a lot of shows here and it’s essentially where I need to be right now.
Job? Hmmm, yeah I have heard that working thing…um, not really a fan… my witch doctor said it’d be best if I avoided work and spent more time at the spa, so I complied.
Naked? Haha!!! Am I getting compensated for this? No…then no more skin.
4. Name your turn ons and your turn offs?
Ons- I love a great sense of humor, totally, because I love to laugh, creativity, intelligence, long hair (especially blonde), tattoos, big cocks, (oops) and skinny guyz who put their hot little asses into tight pants, guyz in makeup, cliché I know but OMG hotness!
Offs- UGH, Ignorance, disrespect, stupid drunks, hired-hands, fanny packs, drama, oh and I can’t STAND when people think they could POSSIBLY appeal to me by trying to appeal to my child…that is TOTALLY unapproved!
5. Tell us about your favorite and least favorite bands?
Favs: Poison, Motley Crue, Whitesnake, Ratt, Guns n’ Roses, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Brides of Destruction, Cinderella, Aerosmith, Def Leppard, Tuff, Bon Jovi, Skid Row and any solo affiliates of the above stated bands…I also totally love Kid Rock, Silvertide and Fastback, they f’n RULE!
Least: freaking annoying stuff like Rush and U2.
6. If you could bang any past Sludgeaholic or Sludgette who would you pick and why?
I want a three-way with Tamar and Sharon…why? DUH b/c they are hot and I need a good smack on the ass. Then again CC Banana is hot, he reminds me of a big cock… (I hope that hasn’t been said before)
7. Speaking of banging, tell us about losing your virginity, when, where, & how was it?
Yeah, we aren’t going there, even my best friends don’t know that info…moving on…
8. How did you find about Metal Sludge and how long have you been cumming here?
Cumming? I wish I were cumming right now! About two years ago, I just heard soooo much about it online, I was like ok I HAVE to see what this shit is all about and it turned out to be pretty cool. The interviews, tour diaries, updates, it’s informative…. but then again being Rock Royalty, I usually know everything before it happens anyway.
9. Your personal motto is
Are you KIDDING me right now? I have several… … Anything Is Possible… I think that having high standards is soooo vital to living your life the way you need and want to… with perseverance you can overcome anything and accomplish any goal you have and make any dream a reality. I also think its super important to be yourself and not try to fit into what anyone else thinks you should be.
10. How do feel about being crowned the September 2005 Sludgette of the month?
Another crown!? Well, If MTV didn’t pull the Best Kiss in a Rock Video Category at the VMA’s, I TOTALLY would have taken that one home for my sexy make out session in the Crue’s Sick Love Song video and wouldn’t have had time for this. So, considering the circumstances, I’ll take this happily!!!
I really want to say thank you to everyone I know because of rock n’ roll, thanxx for being who you are, for support, friendships, amazing experiences and inspirations. Thanxx for your advice, love and dirty sex (oops! ?)
And to my Detroit Girlz…You are the greatest friends anyone could ever hope for… I love you!
(I had prepared that for my VMA acceptance speech, at least I still got to use it!)
Neato, she wants to bang Tamar & Sharon & CC Banana. Fuck this guy gets all the play. Guess we better order a dozen or so banana suits for the staff if we ever have plans of getting some ass backstage!