Former drug/sex addict Phil Varone thinks he’s funny!
Every so often we get an e-mail from our old pal Phil Varone about his latest venture. Some of you old skooler’s will remember Phil when he played drums for Saigon Kick, and after that he did some time in Skid Row as well. That helped his gnarly hunger for pussy, drugs, rock n’ roll, and A LOT more drugs.
Soon he found himself close to death, and his fun and games turned into a Documentary titled "Waking Up Dead". Well after all the Monkey Business, and landing right on death’s door, Phil figured why not laugh about it. He’s been hosting a "Sex, Stand Up, Rock & Roll" show at the world famous Improv in Hollywood for a few years now.
We’ll hand it to Phil, he’s got balls. He’s done most everything but went platinum, like many other jack offs in this business – he ain’t going away. And we say this with all respect. He’s not a shy guy, and pretty much lets the truth be known. Some of it, maybe better left unsaid. Matter of fact, if memory serves – this guy talks about dildo’s in his ass, 3-somes with mother daughter teams and some other whacky shit. If you never watched "Waking up Dead" maybe you should. The guy is on the phone with his girlfriend saying good nite and I love you from the road – all the while drunk as fuck, doing coccaine and strippers sucking his cock on film for all to see.
Dude is the real deal.
Now the latest is that Mr. Varone will appear on a Dr. Drew’s episode of sorts called "Sex ReHab" this fall. It features other notables like former porn star and long time Sludge friend Kendra Jade and Amber Smith.
Anyway, we’ll stop babbling and let Dice Varone phil you in on the scoop.
Hello My Lovely Friends,
I wanted to invite you to my Sex Stand Up Rock And Roll show this Saturday night May 30th @ The Hollywood Improv. The show starts at 11:30, so you have plenty of time to nap during the day. Trust me, it works!!
I hope to see your smiling faces there. I don’t know if I can go on without you.. For the love of god, please don’t ruin my show!!! I’m delicate.
Check out the line up and the flyer attached. It’s a real doozy!! Comics, magicians, gift bags, my hair, and I’m playing drums!!
MUSICAL GUEST: CARLIE AND DONI
SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY: DILANA( ROCK STAR SUPER NOVA) WITH ME ON DRUMS