Gene Simmons of KISS coming to a urinal near you.
Anyone wanna poop on one of these for a free Sludge tee?
"Yep. For all of you who have always wanted to pee on my face!!! Now you can.
"A&E has put ‘Gene Simmons Family Jewels’ urinal cakes [see photo below] throughout the country, featuring my face on the cakes. They’re in most bathrooms. Now, for those of you who need detail = all you need to do is point your tool into the urinal, hit the ‘cake’ with your flow and don’t be surprised if the urinal cake talks back to you!!!
"And please, leave the urinal cake in the pee hole for others to enjoy.
"Reports have come in that some of you have been stealing ‘em. If so, kindly remember to wash ‘em before you take ‘em home."
Sludgeaholic Ponch (ROADHEAD) is likely to grab some of these.
Well Gene, don’t be suprised if a few people actually back up to the urinal and shit on you!
Matter of fact, anyone who can produce some evidence of such an event, we’ll be sure to send you some FREE swag.
First one to send us a Gene urinal cake covered in shit you win.
This was taken from Blabbermouth >HERE<