ACCEPT “Balls To The Wall” (1984) by Freelance Writer Mick Stingley Cover: 2 German Leather Daddies out of 10. I have difficulty giving any points for a black and white torso shot of a guy in (leather?) briefs holding ...
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SUSIE HATTON “Body And Soul” (1991) by Jani Bon Neil Cover: 5 Fallen Angels out of 10. This is a closeup of Susie’s head and she’s sort of looking off in the distance. Maybe she’s staring at Bret without ...
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BIG BANG BABIES “Black Market” (1994) by Josie Hilton Cover: 8 Arms out of 10 It’s a close up shot of Keri Kelli in black and white, which ingeniously follows the theme of Keri’s two-toned hair. Keri’s left eye ...
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BONFIRE “Fireworks” (1988) By Dana Brittingham Cover: 3 Biersteins out of 10. It’s no mystery what kind of music this is: they’re a hair band. The cover shows all four Bonfire guys, making some seriously uninspired poseur-faces. One guy ...
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Little Caesar “Little Caesar” Love/Hate “Blackout In The Red Room” Yngwie Malmsteen’s Rising Force Mama’s Boys “Power and Passion” McQueen Street “McQueen Street” Mind Bomb “Mind Bomb” Mr. Big “Mr. Big” Ozzy Osbourne “Bark At The Moon” Pariah “To ...
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JODI BONGIOVI “Jodi Bongiovi” (1989) by Dana Brittingham Cover: 2 Mallrats out of 10. It’s an airbrushed picture of Jodi Bongiovi, wearing a fringey-leather jacket with her hands up in the air, like she’s getting arrested for underage drinking ...
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