20 Questions With The Blue Meanie, 12/7/99

20 QUESTIONS WITH…

The W.W.F’s Blue Meanie

This week’s 20 Questions is with World Wrestling Federation SuperstarThe Blue Meanie.  This is our second interview with a wrestler, or should we say Sports Entertainer?  The last one being with Chris Jericho back in August.  When we interviewed Jericho, nobody really knew who he was.  He was floundering in an abyss of obscurity with really no direction.   But we gave Jericho a break, and not only has he gone on to have great success in the WWF, but his own column in Metal Edge!!  You can’t get bigger than that!   Eventually he’ll capture WWF gold, and it will be basically all thanks to our humble little “heavy metal” page.  

Now it’sThe Blue Meanie’s turn for superstardom!  After this interview, which we’re sure is a career highlight for Meanie, he’ll probably get a huge ass push and end up in the main event at the next WrestleMania!  Hey, we do what we can!  Meanie is a huge mark for Van Halen and lots of other 80s bands, so we thought we’d see what he has to say.  He doesn’t have his own column in Metal Edge, yet, but maybe after this Paul Gargano will give him a shot! 

Enjoy.

3.  2 Part Question.  What hard rock/heavy metal band and which wrestler should give it up and call it a day?

HHH = 8

8.  How much of an impact has Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara had on leaving the WWF? 

None.

10.  Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10.  1 being a mess, and 10 being a hottie.

Britney Spears =9 for the “Baby one more time video” It has nothing to do with the music I SWEAR!!!!!!!!! The whole thing with her being 17 is a gimmick anyway. Yeah Brittany….you DIDN’T have a boob job (add sarcasm here)

14.  You’ve probably seen a lot of wrestlers dicks in the shower, so who has the biggest dick, and who is kind of on the small side?

Biggest without a doubt would be New Jack (ECW) and smallest would be me. Yes indeed, I WAS circumsized by Dr. Mengela (sp?)

15.  Do you deserve so much money for such simple work? If you consider what we put our bodies through simple then, I’d have to say hell yeah! 16.  What?s the lamest thing you?ve ever been asked to do by a promoter? To wrestle The “Dirt Bike Kid” 17.  What wrestler is the biggest pain in the ass to work with and why? I haven’t had a problem yet with anyone I’ve worked (luckily)

18.  What hard rock/heavy metal album did you buy that you were most disappointed in? Marilyn Manson – Mechanical Animals

19.  You have been offered a monster push that will put you in the main even of the next Wrestlemania fighting both The Rock and Stone Cold.  You?ll have a variety of different T-Shirts and home videos released, a whole album dedicated to you, and be on a variety of talk shows.  However, for this to happen, you have to become Pat Patterson?s new boy toy (and Pat loves blue hair!).  Would you do it? Nah……I’ll stay at entry level (no pun intended) of employment thank you very much.

So there you have it!  The next World Wrestling Federation Champion!!!!

Ok, maybe not.  

Anyways, for all yourBlue Meanieneeds, go to his site at www.thebluemeanie.com.  He updates his site frequently and gives his comments on a variety of things, and even has a page dedicated to Van Halen with a bunch of photos and shit!  He’s got a bunch of stuff on his site, so go check it out!

Thanks to Da Blue Guy for being down with Metal Sludge!