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Phil Varone quits Porn Industry wants to Rock n’ Roll again

Facebook — Phil Varone has posted a rant titled “A Day of Douching” on his official Facebook page  which is highlighted by his statement “The adult industry has sucked the life out of my soul.”

To most in the rock world Phil is known for his drumming as a founding member of Saigon Kick. He also  spent a fistful of years touring with Skid Row and then the Vince Neil band.

Varone hung up his drum sticks at some point and decided to do comedy, film and eventually porn. So much porn that he appeared on the cover of Playgirl and wrote a book called “Un-Philtered: Real Life On And Off The Tour Bus.”

Varone who currently resides in Sin City has starred in and produced a slew of adult flicks. Some of the drummer’s producer credits include “Nursing Home Orgy” and “100% Real Senior Swingers.”

The rocker claims to have slept with 3,000 women over the years and even released his own Phil Varone dildo. It’s called the Dr. PhilGood.

The drum stick twirlin’, joke tellin’, dick swingin’ New York native went on to say; “I did meet some wonderful people, but the industry is so over run by scum, criminals and the lowest form of garbage.”

Varone started an adult entertainment agency earlier in the year called The V Agency but has already thrown in the towel.

Or, the wet spot rag if you will.

A press release on AVN included this from Varone: “”I have always offered my talent a very high level of personalized service, but returning to music and my other projects going on have made this very hard,” Varone said. “Music is my soul and I feel I need to get back to what really makes me tick. I enjoyed my time in adult as an agent and filmmaker, and met a lot of amazing people, but it’s time to move on.”

In another Facebook posting late last month Varone posted a photo of him on the kit and added: “I think it’s time to start playing drums again.. I’m officially on the band hunt…”

Anyone need a tattooed rock drummer? He comes with a full head of hair and solid road experience. He’s even opened for KISS. Add to that, according to his resume, he has sex skills that some chicks dig too.

If you can hang, we’re sure he can, so give this son-of-a-bitch a call.