Are you under house arrest for multiple DUI convictions? Do you live in Bumble Fuck, Idaho and can't get to a Post Office? Well don't worry because you can order online right now! Whip out your plastic and max out all of your credit cards by ordering our Sludgendise today!
Or you can order through the mail with a check or money order. Just remember, if you bounce a check with Sludge, we'll come to your house and bounce a Sludgehammer of your face!
So, make sure you got the proper paper in the bank before handing us any rubber paper!
Make sure to include a detailed description (typed or printed would be best) of your order, size, color, quantity, and so on. Also, make sure to include a clearly marked full name, return address, also a phone number and e-mail is always very helpful. Oh yeah, don't forget the payment either.
California residents don’t forget to add 8.25% sales tax!
Please make all payments payable to:
MSENT c/o Orders
PO Box 371202
Reseda, CA 91337
All orders will be shipped via U.S. Mail and be sent out within 2 to 4 weeks of placing your order. In most cases we ship T-Shirts, Baby Dolls, Tank Tops, & CDs within a week. So please understand that we want you to represent but bastard boy floyd can't fly a Concord to your house and Fed-Ex costs more than the fucking shirt! So don't get your asshole all puckered up, it'll arrive when it arrives.
Yes we do wholesale so if you’re a buyer, store, distributor, or just a random Sludgeaholic who wants to buy several dozen items, please contact us with the address above or the additional contact information below.
Note: If you order a Hollywood Rocks book or a large quantity of items it may take longer as some of these items are sent Media Mail or Book Rate. Sorry, but Foreign Territories may take even longer.
1. I really want some Sludgendise but I’m broke and have no money, what should I do?
Get a job!
2. Do you give discounts if I’m a Slaughter fan?
No, we charge you extra, cause Dana takes 20%!
3. How many items can I buy at a time?
How big is the limit on your credit card?
4. Do you know Jani Lane's phone number and can you have Donna Anderson call me?
No & No!
5. What should I do if I’m having health problems?
Stop the meds, read Sludge and buy our shit!
If you have additional problems that need solving or a face that needs slapping, you can also contact us here: E-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org or Tel: (818) 569-5450
Please use the links below to begin shopping online!
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