“I never had a full hamburger, only took a bite. Never had a real full Hot Dog with the works, no Chinese, no Mexican food and no Seafood.”
— Wednesday 13
Metal Sludge — Imagine never eating a Hamburger in your entire life… and you have the life of a certain rock n’ roll frontman who is a bit Goth, a bit Glam and a bit Evil all wrapped into one!
Wednesday 13 is that rock n’ roll frontman, and he has NEVER eaten a hamburger in his life.
Huh?
You read that correctly…
To make your head spin even more, Mr. 13 had never tasted Coffee until a few years ago, which now he drinks regularly.
Metal Sludge reached out to 13 and we quizzed him on some of this, and this is what he told us about his odd eating – or lack thereof – eating habits.
Prepare to have your brain blown out of your skull…
“My parents never forced me to eat anything (I didn’t want to), so… I grew up on Fried Chicken and Macaroni & Cheese daily” says 13.
“I didn’t start trying anything at all, ’til I was about 26 going on tour (with Murderdolls), that is when I tried Steak and Pizza for the first time ever. But it wasn’t even pizza, it was actually the Cheesy Bread from a Domnio’s Pizza.”
“I never had a full hamburger, only took a bite. Never had a real full Hot Dog with the works, no Chinese, no Mexican food and no Seafood.”
13 continues with; “I have never had a salad, never had beans, coleslaw or green beans, ever.”
In closing, 13 tells Metal Sludge; “I tried pancakes for the first time (recently) after the Hair Metal Meltdown show in Anaheim.”
Now some of this will explain when you watch the latest episode of Waste Some Time with Jason Green, as Green goes to a Denny’s Diner (in Las Vegas) while Wednesday 13 and television, movie and entertainment expert Sean “Malfuncsean” Clark went to a Denny’s Diner in the San Fernando Valley.
What these characters ingested to make this decision, to attend Denny’s restaurants in neighboring states (Nevada and California) and to go Live with it simultaneously on Youtube is anyone’s guess.
As usual with these guys, their podcasts are always a lot of fun and this one is more of the same, and… dare we say, a bit crazy when Wednesday 13 talks about not wanting to lose his Hamburger Cherry, in other words, his Hamburger Virginity at a Denny’s.
Wednesday 13 is a Hamburger Virgin?
Mind officially blow…
In addition to Jason Green‘s channel, make sure to check out Sean “Malfuncsean” Clark as well, Sean has a great channel full of stuff you might like, (including a recent similar video of Sean, Jason and Wednesday at the OC Fair tasting weird foods – also shared below) if you are a fan of Jason Green‘s!
Lastly, while we’re sharing Youtube channels, make sure to check out Wednesday 13‘s channel as well.
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