Metal Sludge — As is the case with the internet, you never know what you might see, hear or learn.
And today will be no different as we dig into YouTube and have uncovered a mind bending shock rocker for sure.
Veteran radio personality Wes Nessman has been around for more than 40 years, and he’s surely had his fair share of run-ins with rock n’ roll royalty.
Most local disc-jockeys or industry types in their respective markets get to rub shoulders with the bands and entertainment as they make their rounds on the road.
Nessman has lots of stories that he has shared over the years, but this one might be one of the grossest yet, Nessman himself even acknowledges that it’s top two for him.
In a nutshell, Nessman says that W.A.S.P. frontman Blackie Lawless told him a story one night back in the 80’s about how he and Nikki Sixx were partying.
Lawless then says that Sixx had passed out while the two were having a night with some friends, or as Nessman stated, groupies.
It seems that Lawless told Nessman that he convinced a girl (groupie) to let him squirt a bottle of Coca-Cola into her asshole, had her clamp down, and then she relieved herself onto Sixx’s face as he was half asleep.
Nessman in his own words says Lawless told him: “Check this out, me and Nikki Sixx (Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue), we were partying, with a groupie. And ahh, Nikki passed out.”
Nessman continues recalling the Lawless story: “He got the groupie, and he convinced the groupie, here you go… there was a bottle of soda pop, a bottle of Coke is what he (Blackie) said, a plastic bottle of Coke. He convinced her, to let him, squeeze as much of that Coke, up her butt, as he could possibly get up there. Okay, so, he puts the Coke bottle, in her butt, squeezes as much Coke in there, and then gets her to clamp down, alright. Then, she waddles over to Nikki and squats, and Blackie starts waking Nikki up, and BAM, Coke enema all over the face.”
Listen below to Nessman tell this story in even more detail.
Warning: Listener beware!
On the official KFMX radio YouTube channel the description notes: “This story was told to me by Blackie Lawless of the metal band W.A.S.P. I don’t know why he told me, but he told me like he was an excited little girl who was going to burst if he didn’t tell someone about his secret fun time.”