Metal Sludge The Power and the Glory

  SUSIE HATTON “Body And Soul” (1991) by Jani Bon Neil Cover: 5 Fallen Angels out of 10. This is a closeup of Susie’s head and she’s sort of looking off in the distance. Maybe she’s staring at Bret without ...

  BONFIRE “Fireworks” (1988) By Dana Brittingham Cover: 3 Biersteins out of 10. It’s no mystery what kind of music this is: they’re a hair band. The cover shows all four Bonfire guys, making some seriously uninspired poseur-faces. One guy ...

  BIG BANG BABIES “Black Market” (1994) by Josie Hilton Cover: 8 Arms out of 10 It’s a close up shot of Keri Kelli in black and white, which ingeniously follows the theme of Keri’s two-toned hair. Keri’s left eye ...

  ANTHRAX EXPOSED! Is it Firehouse? No way, it’s Anthrax back in 1982! Looks like Scottand Neil found themselves a 2-for-1 special on bullet belts. It’s Menudo! No, wait, it’s still Anthrax. Bon Jovi? Wrong again, numb-nuts. It’s Anthrax in ...

  WEDNESDAY 13 EXPOSED! The God of goth & gloom looks more like an extra from Saved by the Bell. Wednesday 13 – Your friendly local paperboy Before he was in the Murderdolls, everybody’s favorite 80s hairband trivia buff Wednesday ...

  The Good, The Bad and The Restby Iann Robinson Hey there true believers, how?s it going? All is well here, just figured I?d get back in the swing of things by unloading on you guys the latest batch of ...