SUSIE HATTON “Body And Soul” (1991) by Jani Bon Neil Cover: 5 Fallen Angels out of 10. This is a closeup of Susie’s head and she’s sort of looking off in the distance. Maybe she’s staring at Bret without ...

  BIG BANG BABIES “Black Market” (1994) by Josie Hilton Cover: 8 Arms out of 10 It’s a close up shot of Keri Kelli in black and white, which ingeniously follows the theme of Keri’s two-toned hair. Keri’s left eye ...

  BONFIRE “Fireworks” (1988) By Dana Brittingham Cover: 3 Biersteins out of 10. It’s no mystery what kind of music this is: they’re a hair band. The cover shows all four Bonfire guys, making some seriously uninspired poseur-faces. One guy ...

  D.A.D. (DISNEYLAND AFTER DARK) “No Fuel Left For The Pilgrims” (1989) by Freelance Writer Mick Stingley Okay, now these guys are not Swedish, but they are Danish. I like Denmark. I dated a girl from Denmark for a short ...

  EYES “Eyes” (1990) By Donna Anderson Cover: 4 Eyes out of 10. It’s definitely one of those odd covers, let’s see if I can explain it. It’s a picture of someone (can’t really tell if it’s a guy or ...

  E-Z-O “E-Z-O” (1988) by Freelance Writer Mick Stingley Cover: 4 Japanese Tourists out of 10. Slick, glossy black photo of two black leather. gloved hands forming a point with the index fingers. It just says, E Z O across ...