BIG BANG BABIES “Black Market” (1994) by Josie Hilton Cover: 8 Arms out of 10 It’s a close up shot of Keri Kelli in black and white, which ingeniously follows the theme of Keri’s two-toned hair. Keri’s left eye ...

  BONFIRE “Fireworks” (1988) By Dana Brittingham Cover: 3 Biersteins out of 10. It’s no mystery what kind of music this is: they’re a hair band. The cover shows all four Bonfire guys, making some seriously uninspired poseur-faces. One guy ...

  Little Caesar “Little Caesar” Love/Hate “Blackout In The Red Room” Yngwie Malmsteen’s Rising Force Mama’s Boys “Power and Passion” McQueen Street “McQueen Street” Mind Bomb “Mind Bomb” Mr. Big “Mr. Big” Ozzy Osbourne “Bark At The Moon” Pariah “To ...

  RHETT FORRESTER “Even The Score” (1988) by Dana Brittingham Cover: 2 David Coverdale Lookalikes out of 10. It’s a picture of Rhett, standing there in a fringey leather jacket. He really does look alot like David Coverdale in a ...

  GORKY PARK “S/T” (1989) by Dana Brittingham Cover: 9 Cosmonauts out of 10 Practically a stroke of marketing genius, there’s no way to mistake this cover as anything but that of “that 80’s Russian hard rock band.” It looks ...

  HARDLINE – “Double Eclipse” (1992) by Dana Brittingham Cover: 3 Separate Ways out of 10 I don’t know what the hell this is. What does it mean? It’s orange, purple, and blurry. Kind of like what you’d see if ...