BIG BANG BABIES “Black Market” (1994) by Josie Hilton Cover: 8 Arms out of 10 It’s a close up shot of Keri Kelli in black and white, which ingeniously follows the theme of Keri’s two-toned hair. Keri’s left eye ...

  BONFIRE “Fireworks” (1988) By Dana Brittingham Cover: 3 Biersteins out of 10. It’s no mystery what kind of music this is: they’re a hair band. The cover shows all four Bonfire guys, making some seriously uninspired poseur-faces. One guy ...

  Little Caesar “Little Caesar” Love/Hate “Blackout In The Red Room” Yngwie Malmsteen’s Rising Force Mama’s Boys “Power and Passion” McQueen Street “McQueen Street” Mind Bomb “Mind Bomb” Mr. Big “Mr. Big” Ozzy Osbourne “Bark At The Moon” Pariah “To ...

  EYES “Eyes” (1990) By Donna Anderson Cover: 4 Eyes out of 10. It’s definitely one of those odd covers, let’s see if I can explain it. It’s a picture of someone (can’t really tell if it’s a guy or ...

  E-Z-O “E-Z-O” (1988) by Freelance Writer Mick Stingley Cover: 4 Japanese Tourists out of 10. Slick, glossy black photo of two black leather. gloved hands forming a point with the index fingers. It just says, E Z O across ...

  FASTER PUSSYCAT “Wake Me When It’s Over” (1989) by Donna Anderson Cover: 7 Drag Queens out of 10 The cover is kind of different. It’s some guy screaming. He’s moving while screaming, and it looks like he’s made of ...