SUSIE HATTON “Body And Soul” (1991) by Jani Bon Neil Cover: 5 Fallen Angels out of 10. This is a closeup of Susie’s head and she’s sort of looking off in the distance. Maybe she’s staring at Bret without ...

  BIG BANG BABIES “Black Market” (1994) by Josie Hilton Cover: 8 Arms out of 10 It’s a close up shot of Keri Kelli in black and white, which ingeniously follows the theme of Keri’s two-toned hair. Keri’s left eye ...

  BONFIRE “Fireworks” (1988) By Dana Brittingham Cover: 3 Biersteins out of 10. It’s no mystery what kind of music this is: they’re a hair band. The cover shows all four Bonfire guys, making some seriously uninspired poseur-faces. One guy ...

  JODI BONGIOVI “Jodi Bongiovi” (1989) by Dana Brittingham Cover: 2 Mallrats out of 10. It’s an airbrushed picture of Jodi Bongiovi, wearing a fringey-leather jacket with her hands up in the air, like she’s getting arrested for underage drinking ...

  D.A.D. (DISNEYLAND AFTER DARK) “No Fuel Left For The Pilgrims” (1989) by Freelance Writer Mick Stingley Okay, now these guys are not Swedish, but they are Danish. I like Denmark. I dated a girl from Denmark for a short ...

  EYES “Eyes” (1990) By Donna Anderson Cover: 4 Eyes out of 10. It’s definitely one of those odd covers, let’s see if I can explain it. It’s a picture of someone (can’t really tell if it’s a guy or ...