FASTER PUSSYCAT “Wake Me When It’s Over” (1989) by Donna Anderson Cover: 7 Drag Queens out of 10 The cover is kind of different. It’s some guy screaming. He’s moving while screaming, and it looks like he’s made of ...

  RHETT FORRESTER “Even The Score” (1988) by Dana Brittingham Cover: 2 David Coverdale Lookalikes out of 10. It’s a picture of Rhett, standing there in a fringey leather jacket. He really does look alot like David Coverdale in a ...

  GORKY PARK “S/T” (1989) by Dana Brittingham Cover: 9 Cosmonauts out of 10 Practically a stroke of marketing genius, there’s no way to mistake this cover as anything but that of “that 80’s Russian hard rock band.” It looks ...

  HARDLINE – “Double Eclipse” (1992) by Dana Brittingham Cover: 3 Separate Ways out of 10 I don’t know what the hell this is. What does it mean? It’s orange, purple, and blurry. Kind of like what you’d see if ...

  JODI BONGIOVI “Jodi Bongiovi” (1989) by Dana Brittingham Cover: 2 Mallrats out of 10. It’s an airbrushed picture of Jodi Bongiovi, wearing a fringey-leather jacket with her hands up in the air, like she’s getting arrested for underage drinking ...

  BULLETBOYS “FREAKSHOW” (1991) by Jani Bon Neil Cover: 8 Bitter Singers out of 10 The cover is a painting of a variety of different people. A freakshow. Get it? Booklet: Limited Edition Packaging = 10 The limited edition packaging ...