EYES “Eyes” (1990) By Donna Anderson Cover: 4 Eyes out of 10. It’s definitely one of those odd covers, let’s see if I can explain it. It’s a picture of someone (can’t really tell if it’s a guy or ...

  E-Z-O “E-Z-O” (1988) by Freelance Writer Mick Stingley Cover: 4 Japanese Tourists out of 10. Slick, glossy black photo of two black leather. gloved hands forming a point with the index fingers. It just says, E Z O across ...

  FASTER PUSSYCAT “Wake Me When It’s Over” (1989) by Donna Anderson Cover: 7 Drag Queens out of 10 The cover is kind of different. It’s some guy screaming. He’s moving while screaming, and it looks like he’s made of ...

  RHETT FORRESTER “Even The Score” (1988) by Dana Brittingham Cover: 2 David Coverdale Lookalikes out of 10. It’s a picture of Rhett, standing there in a fringey leather jacket. He really does look alot like David Coverdale in a ...

  GORKY PARK “S/T” (1989) by Dana Brittingham Cover: 9 Cosmonauts out of 10 Practically a stroke of marketing genius, there’s no way to mistake this cover as anything but that of “that 80’s Russian hard rock band.” It looks ...

  HEAVY PETTIN “LETTIN LOOSE” (1983) by bastard boy floyd Cover: 2 Gropes out of 10 It’s a set of window blinds being held open by someone’s hands. Gay. Booklet: 2 Feel-Ups out of 10 This booklet did nothing to ...