JODI BONGIOVI “Jodi Bongiovi” (1989) by Dana Brittingham Cover: 2 Mallrats out of 10. It’s an airbrushed picture of Jodi Bongiovi, wearing a fringey-leather jacket with her hands up in the air, like she’s getting arrested for underage drinking ...

  D.A.D. (DISNEYLAND AFTER DARK) “No Fuel Left For The Pilgrims” (1989) by Freelance Writer Mick Stingley Okay, now these guys are not Swedish, but they are Danish. I like Denmark. I dated a girl from Denmark for a short ...

  EYES “Eyes” (1990) By Donna Anderson Cover: 4 Eyes out of 10. It’s definitely one of those odd covers, let’s see if I can explain it. It’s a picture of someone (can’t really tell if it’s a guy or ...

  E-Z-O “E-Z-O” (1988) by Freelance Writer Mick Stingley Cover: 4 Japanese Tourists out of 10. Slick, glossy black photo of two black leather. gloved hands forming a point with the index fingers. It just says, E Z O across ...

  FASTER PUSSYCAT “Wake Me When It’s Over” (1989) by Donna Anderson Cover: 7 Drag Queens out of 10 The cover is kind of different. It’s some guy screaming. He’s moving while screaming, and it looks like he’s made of ...

  HEAVY PETTIN “LETTIN LOOSE” (1983) by bastard boy floyd Cover: 2 Gropes out of 10 It’s a set of window blinds being held open by someone’s hands. Gay. Booklet: 2 Feel-Ups out of 10 This booklet did nothing to ...