KILLER DWARFS “Big Deal” (1988) by Jim-Bob Dwarf Cover: 4 Tricycles out of 10. What the fuck?! It’s a photo of Russ Dwarf crawling around on the floor. The original cover concept showed the band around a table signing ...

  KINGOFTHEHILL “Kingofthehill” (1991) by bastard boy floyd Cover: 4 Party’s In Your Pocket out of 10. This is a lame cover because it’s just of the band. It’s boring. It just says Kingofthehill and there is a picture of ...

  COLD SWEAT “Break Out” (1990) By Donna Anderson   Cover: 2 Sticks of Deodorant out of 10. The background of the cover is orange with drops of “sweat” all over. The band’s name is printed in the most basic ...

  LIFE SEX & DEATH “Silent Majority” (1992) by Jani Bon Neil Before Slipknot’s masks, Mudvayne’s makeup, and Marilyn Manson, there was Stanley. He was the lead singer for Life, Sex, & Death and his gimmick was that he was ...

  BULLETBOYS “FREAKSHOW” (1991) by Jani Bon Neil Cover: 8 Bitter Singers out of 10 The cover is a painting of a variety of different people. A freakshow. Get it? Booklet: Limited Edition Packaging = 10 The limited edition packaging ...

  DIRTY LOOKS “Cool From The Wire” (1988) by Dana Brittingham Cover: 3 Nasty Stares out of 10 Hum? Well, it’s a duotone closeup of the singer’s face. It looks like he put his face on a photocopier and then ...