SLUDGEAHOLIC OF THE MONTH Chris Clark We got the following email from this month’s Sludgeaholic Of The Month: I was hoping this might make me a candidate for your Sludgeaholic of the month. My wife gave birth to our ...

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH Lisa Ann This month’s Sludgette traveled quite a distance to hit up our MSX Tour, and also wears her Metal Sludge swag where ever she can. She also posts on the Gossip Board as “Anna ...

  SLUDGEAHOLIC OF THE MONTH David Weave Roth, along with Jim Bob Dwarf and C.C. Banana! David Weave Roth was the first person to send Jani Bon Neil his photo in Jani’s spontaneous “July Sludgeaholic Of The Month” contest that ...

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH Static Beth Static Beth is no stranger to the Ho-Board. In fact, she has her very own website which features photos of a variety of celebrity dicks! She was also on top of her game ...

  As Of October 31, 2002 Andrew W.K. “I Get Wet” 153,999 Beautiful Creatures 34,243 Bon Jovi “Bounce” 254,547 Bowling For Soup “Drunk Enough To Dance” 23,973 The Color Red “Clear” 4,353 Alice Cooper “Brutal Planet” 59,354 Alice Cooper “Dragontown” ...

20 QUESTIONS WITH… Sebastian Bach Drummer Mark “Bam Bam” McConnell It’s not Sebastian Bach, but it’s about as close as we’ve come to getting him! It’s his drummer, Bam Bam. He’s been playing on and off with Sebastian since their ...