SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTHELISE THE PIECE! Our own bastard boy floyd selected our February 2005 Sludgette of the Month, and since floyd has impeccable tastes, we can’t argue with his nominee. She’s a frequent contributor to our Gossip Boards, ...

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTHCKCK! Our March 2005 Sludgette of the Month comes to us all the way from the land of ABBA, Europe, and the Swedish Chef — Sweden! We have no idea how to pronounce her name, but ...

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTHJILL GRETCHEN! Our very own bastard boy floyd found our newest Sludgette one day while he was making the rounds in his ice cream truck. Floyd claims he sold her a maple-asparagus swirl push-up, but we ...

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTHArielPlath! This month’s Sludgette of the Month comes from the land of trailers, Enuff Z’Nuff and D’Molls — Blue Island, Illinois! Even though she lived in southeast Florida for a long time, she recently relocated to ...

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH DORA NOBLE! Our June 2005 Sludgette of the Month is a British Columbian! Or is it a Mexican Canadian? Something like that. That NAFTA treaty never made much sense to any of us. Anyhow she’s ...

  SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH CRYS! Our July 2005 Sludgette of the Month comes to us from the land of wood chippers, dinosaur excavations, and the geographical center of North America. That’s right, it’s North Dakota! Her name is Crys, ...