JOEY C. JONES AND THE GLORY HOUNDS (1993) by Donna Anderson Cover: 4 Needle Parks out of 10. The cover is very simple. It’s the 5 band members’ photos. In the center is Joey, and on the top right ...

  KIK TRACEE “No Rules” (1991) By Donna Anderson Cover: 7 Rule Breakers out of 10. The cover is of a large train (with the bands logo) going down the tracks with a bunch of old guys “breaking the rules” ...

    The Scores: The Cover This is the first thing you see in a record store. Does the cover makes your nuts dance? Does it part your butt hair? Does it make sense? Does it relate to the CD ...

  JOHNNY CRASH “Neighborhood Threat” (1990) by Lita Love Cover: 6 OD’s out of 10. It’s a cartoon of a bulldog looking all pissed off, plus they have the ‘n’ in Johnny spelled backwards, so they get points for having ...

  The Scores: The Cover This is the first thing you see in a record store. Does the cover makes your nuts dance? Does it part your butt hair? Does it make sense? Does it relate to the CD title? ...

  ARMORED SAINT “Symbol Of Salvation” (1991) by Jani Bon Neil Cover: 5 Anthrax’s out of 10. Nothing too fancy except the band’s name and a what looks like a chick’s body in a picture frame. Kind of weak for ...