Hello everybody! I realize my Ho-Bag hasn’t been updated in over a year but believe it or not, it’s simply because I haven’t really had anything to post. Other than that Donkey Punch email I put up in January ...

  with… Quiet Riot’s KEVIN DUBROW! Dear Star, I am a 28 year old dude and I have a problem. I haven’t had a serious relationship for almost 4 years. I recently met the perfect girl and we have been ...

 IDIOTS OF THE WEBVOLUME 6Warrant Street Team Emails I haven’t done an Idiots Of The Web since August 1999, so I thought I’d bring this back for you old schoolers.  This is basically where I find some shit on the ...

Here’s what’s up: As you know, Metal Sludge had an advice column called the Metal Sludge Advisor. We answer emails and give out advice. But who wants to ask us shit? What do we know? We can hardly update the ...

  WHEN SLAUGHTER FANS WRITE  PART 2 Here’s the latest installment of “When Slaughter Fans Write – Part 2.” Part 1 was a huge success, so if necessary, there will be a whole series of these. This segment, without a ...

  “WHEN SLAUGHTER FANS WRITE – PART ONE”  Soon to be a Fox Thursday Night Special! This next post is going to disturb you. It should upset you. It should get you really pissed. This is worse than those Thrusday ...