Donna's Ho-Bag Volume 6 – 09/02/00 – 11/11/00

Volume 6

Started September 2, 2000 – November 11, 2000

Welcome to my 6th Ho-Bag!  

I’ve been thinking about doing this for a while and I finally did it.  I created Donna’s Ho-Board,  I put it up because I get a lot of questions about various rock stars, and sometimes I just don’t know anything on them.  So instead of me posting the question in the Ho-Bag, and somebody emailing me an answer, then me putting it up, I just figured I’ll let you have the opportunity to do it yourself.  You can still email me, too!  If I’m stumped on something, I’ll just post it on the board.  I’ll still answer my mail here though, so keep them emails coming!  

Now lets go into the Ho-Bag!

November 11, 2000

Check it out, Porn Star Jenteal was nice enough to drop me a line!

Donna,

Jenteal

Thanks for the email Jenteal!

I’m basically open to everything. Well I’m not into being pissed on or shit like that, but otherwise it’s all good. I’m pretty open minded so I’m generally up for anything. And I don’t have any hangups about being with a girl as well!

Speaking of Jenteal, her 20 Questions will go up this Tuesday!

Here’s more info on the KMK.

OK, After spending large amounts of time with KMK this summer (through work), here is the dish:

Just curious, anything on the Zebrahead guys? I spent some time with them when I was with KMK, and they were sweet guys, didn’t mess around too much, but they were cute and I was wondering… CP&D

Well I am surprised to say the least! Its an honor to be included among such a distinguished list of rock icons. At lease your source was kind in her assessment of my swordsmanship. Just curious, who was your source? Jason Ward,

Flotsam and Jetsam

I deleted that email a while ago, but still I never reveal my sources! But thanks for trying Jason and do 20 Questions.

The info on Disturbed seems to be pooring in as of late. For example,

Hey Donna – You don’t really have any info on the guys in Disturbed, so let me fill you in. I recently spent a lot of time with them on the West Coast leg of their tour & can honestly say, they’re great guys, really super sweet…..but they’re all huge whores, especially David (which I can speak personally for). He is the ultimate ladies man & is with a different girl every night. He will sweep you off your feet with love & affection, but watch his other hand, because it’ll be on some other chicks ass. He’s got a nice size cock, but is a selfish fuck, so bring your vibrator. Also, you may walk funny the next day, because he rams really hard. In addition, he’s the cheapest guy I have ever seen, so if you go out to breakfast with him in the morning, bring your wallet…he NEVER pays for a thing. He should be thankful his band is doing so well, otherwise no girl would give him the time of day, he’s so fucking ugly. Other than those things, he was pretty cool to hang with. Fuzz likes to spank asses a lot & would not mind another guy invloved in the mix. Dan likes models. I’ll have more for you when they come back into town!!!! Hope this helps!

Disturbed & frustrated

Thanks for the info. Word is that David Draiman is quite the slut as well. There are also some Disturbed threads on the Ho-Board.

My first and only band boy experience was with BulletBoys current guitarist Jason Grinstead (AKA) THE HOOK….I could not have asked for a better tour bus adventure than with him…. He was so VERY considerate and very sweet…!!! I was introduced to Jason by this guy who happened to be working at that particular Venue….. My friend and I were standing outside the club avoiding the huge crowd inside while we were waiting for BulletBoys to go on…… when this guy came up to me and said “some one wants to meet you”…So I was escorted to the tour bus expecting to see someone not under the age of forty….but to my surprise a young hottie looked out….He asked me if I wanted to hang out after the show…… I said sure, ….so after the show I met up with him and we chatted with Marq, Lonnie, and Jimmy (who was still with the band at the time), and then headed to Jason’s (room) I will call it……Where he introduced me to the REAL HOOK…his hook…NICE!!!! I was a little nervous since I had never done that kinda thing before..(sharing myself with someone I had just met) ..but he made me feel totally comfortable….and I enjoyed every minute of it…gotta love those digital camera’s…!!!….and let me just say that he was definitely blessed (with a great package)..wanna know why he calls it the hook…?? well cause it is…91/2 inches of HOOKED pleasure….!!!!!…..if I judged the hook on a scale from 1-10, I would definitely have to give the hook a ten..!! and then some…..!!! the only problem I had was the rest of the guys passing through the hall trying to get in on the action, (or at least get a good view of it…..) especially their roadie whos name is also Jason….oh and I cannot leave out Mike their manager who just happens to be Lonnie’s brother…(who had to make sure I knew that HE had a nice package as well…thanks for the view…Mike..LOL.) anyway… We were then being rushed………… by an impatient bus driver who wanted to get on the road……It was then time for the guys to start heading towards their next destination,…..So my friend and I were invited to breakfast with the guys, Jason insisted he ride with us…..so we headed down the freeway packed in my friends little tracker for forty five minutes following the bus…… her in front and Jason and I playing in the back seat….my friend insisted she MUST get a view of the hook so he whipped it out…..she practically killed us trying to take a picture of it while driving….. almost smashing into a cement wall….. but needless to say……that hook shot is a classic…!!!..and we actually lived to see it…. We then ended up at some out of the way restaurant next to a truck stop….at like four in the morning……Marq paid for our food and when we were done Jason and I headed back to the bus and of course I could not leave without saying good bye to the HOOK…so we once again headed to Jason’s “room” on the bus…..and well you know what happened next……who wouldn’t want to get hooked twice in one evening with a package like that your sure to be craving for more…….. Sincerely………. Hooks Little Hoe

Thanks for the report. Jason’s 20 Questions should be in any day now. He seems like a cool guy.

Let me tell you, I know for a fact that Rachel is not “totally faithfull”. He is, however, one of the absolute nicest guys that I have hung out. I have gotten to know him very well, hung out with him several times. I can report that yes, he is married. His current wife is Donna. She used to go by the name Roxxi, which is probably the name she is thanked under on the album liner notes. I have met her twice and she is a very nice lady…..totally opposite of what you would expect Rachel to be with. I mean, she was the picture of sweet & innocent. Anyhow, back to Rachel, not only is he sinerley nice, he is very intellegent and so damn funny that he should be a friggin’ stand up comic! His wit is very dry and he really doesn’t open up to just everyone. I feel lucky that that i got to see his other side. He is so cool……and so sexy.

I heard that unlike their previous singer, all the Skid Row guys are cool and down to earth.

Hello Donna I recently read some dirt on Stet Howland (w.a.s.p.) in your recent Ho-Bag. The scene described by the Ho who wrote in describes a different person than the guy I spent many nights being entertained by, laughing WITH (and at) , and being pleased by! Now dont get me wrong, He Fucked me over, But I still Love him because its the only choice he gives you. I find it a bit hard to believe that he would be poking any of the beasts that Maine produces, nor do I believe he would be running around refering to himself as a “rock star”. When he does those club gigs he acts primarily as a host. (and a very good one) He makes sure everyone (including himself) has a good time. And to even mention his mother? SHAME! Anyway, Yes I am a Ho, Yes I fucked him, Yes it was incredible as well as consistent! (two important factors) , Great toungue technique, Nice penis, around 7 1/2″ Not huge, but with the perfect upward g-spot curve. (I had my first multiple orgasm riding it) Great kisser, hypnotic eyes, nice body. (6’1 or so). And the good part is, he’ll do you all night if he feels like it! There is always plenty of booze and drugs available. He buys breakfast in the morning, and even makes sure you have safe transport home! All in all a great night for any Ho.

HO-X (married now and trying to stay that way)

Stet didn’t answer our 20 Questions we sent him last year even though he came to us and kept saying, “I’m almost done.” Oh well. Thanks for your report.

Donna, Hi. I’m not really much of a metal fan but I saw something about your website in Spin this month and thought I’d check it out. It’s hysterical! Very funny, very well done. The penis chart is awesome. Just wanted to let you know. I’ll probably stop by the site from time to time now. Keep up the good work!

Emily

The Spin article was huge and brought in a lot of people to the page. I got emails from a lot of people who had never been hear before and I want to thank everybody for writing in. I wasn’t exactly sure what the reaction was going to be when it came out, but it was all good, so I’m happy.

Hey, Donna! Love the site! I just felt compelled to write ya about Jonathan Davis; in case you haven’t heard, BUT PLEASE keep me ANONYMOUS! Jonathan is separated pending divorce. Renee & Jon were together for close to ten years; and it’s definitely messy. She’s suing for over half of his money. Sad, too, because he is a very nice guy. Well, I spoke my piece. Keep it comin’.

Ouch! Looks like he’s going to have more to cry about on Korn’s next CD. Especially when half his money goes bye bye.

Hey Donna, I read your Penis chart and you said Lars Ulrich was a hooded monk, meaning he’s uncircumcised, now personally I don’t see anything wrong with that. My friend told me you can’t get head if Your Circumcised, because there’s no feeling, and besides, only Jewish boys have to get Circumcised. And Circumcised dicks look so Gross. But my question is: What do you think is so wrong with Uncircumcised penises?

I don’t have a problem with uncircumcised penises at all. It’s all of matter of individual preference. But you do have your facts wrong. Many men have been circumcised for cultural or religious reasons. Most American men are circumcised regardless of religion. There are some people now a days that don’t circumcise their babies, but more often then not it’s the norm. And your comment that circumcised guys can’t get head is one of the stupidest things I’ve read. When a man is circumcised, neither his sensation of sex nor his ejaculatory control is affected. Both circumcised and uncircumcised men report the same degree of pleasure from sex. Circumcision has no known effect on sexual pleasure.

hey sweeite it’s D Rose from Erotic Suicide. i LOVE your column and your “penis reporting” stuff! it’s funny to hear all the gossip and dirt! i’m a HUGE fan of yours and i think you are the hottest thing ever to walk the earth!! i know you get that all the time but it is true!!

anyways, i would like to send you a copy of our album if there is an address to send it to so you will get it. i just did some pictures with my hair cut so i would like to send those to you as well. i can e mail them to you if ya want. it’s wierd haveing short hair but i love it now. go to http://welcome.to/eroticsuicide our new site will be up soon ok, but check this out for now. do you have a website of your own? I WANT MORE OF YOU!!! let me know how your’e doing, and stay cool!! love and licks, D. Rose

Thanks, I think.

Our address is listed on the front of the page. That’s the place to send it too.

Donna,

A devoted Cinderella Fan

Everybody I talked to said that Cinderella sounded the best of all the bands on the Poison tour. Hopefully they’ll come out with a good album that’ll do better then what most Portrait bands end up doing.

Here is an email responding to a previous letter about Type O Negative’s Peter Steel.

donna, Hi love your penis chart, I would like to respond to the girl and I mean girl that was with Peter Steele sexually and called him a wierdo, If Peter like to get his nipples burned with cigarettes, where are the scares on his chest? the man has a beautiful body with not one flaw on it. as for handling his 11 inch penis no woman would have a problem handling that manly penis. I met him and found him to be very charming and masculine. I find it refreshing that he loves to satisfy the woman first, before himself. Has for him liking to have oral sex when the woman is on her period, if that makes him wierd. Then there are thousands of weird men in the world. and have you ever heard of a female condom. and if the man you want to have sex with has body order, how about a nice sensual shower together.I always take a shower with the man before sex. I think you are a little girl who doesn’t know how to please a man. You were with one of the most sexy and senual men in the world and you blew it cause you were inexperianced, and tried to make Peter look bad. the man is far from being weird, He is definitely one of a kind.I find him very sexy, manly, an a artistic genius, and very very senual. so do yourself a favor and buy a sex manual before you try to be with a real man again. Deborah

Hey Donna! Love the page. I read that someone wanted to know what Stephen Pearcy’s wife looks like. I have seen her in alot of Playboy magazines, she used to go by Melissa Regal. She is really hot! She has long reddish hair, she’s thin, she has natural tits, I think she’s about 25 years old. and frankly I dont see why the heck she is with him. She’s really pretty. I can probably dig up a photo of her, and scan one over to you since I collect Playboys, and besides, I like to see what those rockers get to bang. Thats all I know, hope I could help you out! Keep up the great work, Scott

Thanks for the info Scott. If you have a photo, send it in!

Here is an email from a European Sludgeaholic.

Arriba Bangers! Big cheers from Europe. Wouldn’t call myself a starfukkah, but if you’re working in the music biz you logically rather date musicians than bankers, right?! Think I’ll have to fill some of the holes (NO pun intended) left. Reader quessies first:

-Mike DiMeo (Riot): Another Italian with a thick dick. Unfortunately he’s also remained a teenage bopper. No gentleman. His passion quickly turns into a weird aggression. Begs to come in your face- keep on begging, Mike! Tsss.

Oh, and as okee as being politically incorrect is – from an outsider’s perspective the American tendency to be awfully shallow & obsessed with beauty tends to blossom in ugly shades. Take it like a lady Donna & carpe diem!

Thanks for writing!

For October 3, 2000

I JUST CHEKED OUT YOUR SITE. I FOUND OUT ABOUT IT FROM A FRIEND AND THE

OF THE MEMBERS OF KORN? THANKS!!!!

The Bobbie Brown 20 Questions can be found at www.metal-sludge.com/20Questions.htm.  We save everything, so just open your eyes or use our Search Engine.  As for Korn, Jonathan Davis is married.  How’s that?

Hey Donna,

Em

James is married as well, and I’ve never gotten any reports that he’s much of a bad boy.

It wouldn’t be a Ho-Bag without a Rikki Rockett email!

Hey Donna!

    Well we finished our business and dried off and went out so he could do his meet and greet.  Even though I have not talked to him since.  It will be a night that will stand out forever in my mind.     

Tess

Thanks for the email Rikki, I mean Tess. 

Rikki’s a good guy.  After reading his Dear Rockett column, it almost sounds like he knows what he’s talking about!

Here is an email for those that were asking about Disturbed.

I was backstage at Ozzfest this summer and I was told the biggest whores on the whole tour were Jerry Montano from the Deadlights and David from Disturbed.  Dave and I made out but nothing else because I’d heard what a

Em

I doubt he’s with 5 to 10 girls a day!  That’s a bit of an exaggeration, but he is a slut.  But has anybody ever seen that guy smile?  He always looks pissed off.  As for Fuzz and Dan, I haven’t heard anything.  

Here’s one more email on lead singer David.

Yup – he’s a slut… loves the women. Should be a mainstay on your page soon enough. Was a bad boy in Canada recently.

Donna,

Y~Britney~Y

A. Jay’s on the Penis Chart and he’s got a big dick.  He also banged Christina Aguilera last Spring!  He’s a sweetheart and a really nice, sincere, guy.  He can be shy though.

Mark McGrath is also on the Penis Chart and has fucked Bobbie Brown.  

Donna this email is in regards to Dj Ashba of Beautiful Creatures. My name is Julie, and I recently met Dj at a Beautiful Creatures show in LA.  He was so great, he invited me to hang with him after show, so that is just what i did.  I headed off to some out of the way hotel where his band was staying.  I met up with Dj in the hall way and headed to his room.  We open the door and his room was packed with his friends and family. Not a good place to get to know each other “among family” if you know what I mean.

sincerely, Julie

I have some sexual info about Jimmy Chamberlin, the drummer for the Smashing Pumpkins!  He has about a 5 inch dick with a wicked curve to it.  It will definitely hit your g-spot though.  He’ll fuck you like a jackhammer so hold on!  Good at oral sex but brags he is better than he is.  All in all he’s a good lay if you can handle the stench of stale alcohol.

hey, this site is pretty cool. im not one to see how long a dick is, but its interesting. and hey, your pretty hot yourself too! seriously, why are they interviewing all those porno stars, when they should be interviewing you? oh

JZ

The good thing about the Spin Magazine story is that I’m getting a lot of new people to the page.

Well at least I know if I’m ever looking for a guy, I know where to pick some up.

I really love your penis chart…. I have penis info on Dimebag & Rex Brown (Pantera).I gave Dimebag head in a restroom at a Ft Worth, Tx Bar called “Savvy’s”  in the 80’s. Back when they where still playing bars.He is about 5-6 inches.He’s had the same girlfriend since those days, which is probably way he has to be discrete & quick.——— I screwed Rex twice in the 80’s.He is also self-absorbed, his penis is also about 5-6″ & not much “girth”.

I loved what has been reported on Tommy Skeoch (Tesla). I have met him twice since Dec. 99′ him & Jeff Keiths have a new band called “Bar7″The first time I met him his new wife was by his side, so he was pleasant, but when they played  in Dallas, with L.A. Guns. After the show, when he stubbled out of the bus, ’cause he was so wasted. When I approached him for a pic., he was very straight up with what he was looking for. A blow job & He doesn’t like to hear no. He seems a bit unstable.

Would love to know the meat on Jeff Keith……

Tommy is a bit unstable.  Drugs will do that to you.

Dear Donna, 

                            Sharon

I think she was a Playboy newstand model before.  If anybody knows what she looks like, let me know.

Donna,

  On a side note though, if you like pain killers, wrestlers are the best guys to be around. They take them in bulk as soon as thier done with thier match/s, and they all sit around and share, trade, and snort them.

For September 21, 2000

Donna,

Rachel

I know that we are suppose to be doing 20 Questions with them, and I threw in some questions about their sex habits, so we’ll see if they answer them.  I don’t know off hand if any of them have girlfriends or not, but the word is the singer Dave is a slut.  If anybody has any info on the Disturbed guys, let me know.

Hey girlie!

vindictiveone

I have a few girlfriends that are really into hockey players as well.  There are lots of hockey groupies out there.  Thanks for writing!

Here’s more emails on the Hardy Boyz saga.

Hey, Donna.

Buh Buh Dudley, Saturn, Eddy Guererro, Brian Christopher, and the announce crew avoided the rats.  D-Von Dudley was the only one I saw pimping in the lobby and I’m pretty sure he hooked up with at least one woman that night. Most of the guys weren’t hanging around downstairs to look for something to fuck, but instead going straight up to their rooms.  I think the scene with the rats has really died down, at least in the WWF.  Everyone works so close together, everyone knows everyone, and it isn’t like a band where four or five guys are traveling with each other and playing every night and depending on each other to keep making money.  Some of these guys have heat with each other, some of them might even have morals.  Basically, a married wrestler messing with rats would probably get in trouble just like Bob Holly caught heat earlier this year for fucking Kathy Dingman while still married. The guys, especially the young single ones, are by no means innocent.  They aren’t saving themselves for anyone and they probably do mess around, but I would have to say it isn’t to the extent of Poison or Motley Crue in the 80’s.

Hi!!! First of all, I read how u said u were hesitant about putting the wrestler penis chart up…..my advice: I think you should go on and put it up. Also, about those girls who think they know Matt and Jeff’s sex life: How can they say that? They don’t have cameras that show where they are 24/7. Also, that is seriously screwed up how they can call those girls whores when they know damn well if Jeff was tryin to do them, they’d on their back with legs in the air with quickness. But why does it matter? I don’t  care who they do, as long as they still wrestle good, I’ll be an XTreme Hardy fan…………

Jennifer

~Eve

Donna, my friend pointed me towards the metal sludge site, and I would just like to say that your site rocks!  With that out of the way, I am a hardcore wrestling fan, in fact Jeff and Matt Hardy are my favorites!  I read what you said about people taking it personally, and I agree.  However, they need to get over it!  I would love to see a wrestling penis chart!  This may sound stupid, but I live through these stories somehow.  I mean I am never gonna get to meet these guys, and I put myself in their places.  I know somebody has to relate.  It’s like I want to be a groupie, but just don’t have the guts.  I might be the only one, but I have no problem hearing about people’s wrestling experiences, even they’re fake, the make for good entertainment!    So for all you uptight, narrow minded, no need to be over-protective because you don’t really know them, clueless wrestling fans, don’t ruin it for the people who want to read this stuff.  Don’t be offended by that, but geez, maybe these chicks are talking about when the wrestlers first came out.  Did ya ever think of that?

Ok, I’ll work on the Wrestler Penis Chart, but lets get off the Matt & Jeff Hardy gossip for now.  

Hey Donna, I love your Ho Bag section.. However, do you have any information at all on the guys from Dope?  Like would it be possible to put them on your “Long and Short of it all” list??  I searched through your previous Ho Bags and I didn’t see anything on the guys from Dope so I was wondering if you had any info on them, and some info. On Uranium 235 and Godhead as well.  Any info. will be appreciated.  thanks

Dana

I haven’t gotten any word on the Dope guys, but we do have 20 Questions coming up with Edsel Dope.  I don’t remember if I contributed any questions to that interview or not, so I’m not sure if we asked any sex questions.  Usually all the sex questions in 20 Questions are from me!

Hey Donna!

Hope somebody can use this info…

Now that’s good info.  Plenty of interesting details and such.  Thanks for the email!

Hi Donna,

Suzy

Last I heard Rachel was married to a girl named Donna!  Cool name.  I’ve never heard much about him getting around, so he’s probably pretty faithful.

Hey Donna,

Lillian

Thanks!  I never have heard anything on Jason, and not much on Kirk other than he’s a little fruity and looks like Carlos Santana.

Hi Donna,

SR

NOTE TO SELF:  Avoid Peter Steele!

This email is on Joe Leste’s new band Beautiful Creatures.

o.k. Heres the deal I was lucky enough to get front row seats and backstage passes for the Kiss show at Pine Knob last night and I just want to say that the show kicked ass!!  Ive never seen anything cooler than Gene Simmons standing above you drooling.  My gawd when he licked my fingers I thought I was going to die but what did I do I liked my finger and then sucked it clean!  When I looked up I noticed Gene nodding and smiling in approval. WOW!!!! O.k. so the kiss show was great and afterwards I went back stage with my nifty little VIP pass and hung out with Skid Row and Beautiful Creatures  they both were really cool.  I tell ya the rhythm guitar of Beautiful Creatures had my eye all night long and we flirted on and off.  Well at the end of the night he and one of the other guys invited us back to the hotel to hang out.  So we figured what the hell.  This was my chance to get to

over we cuddled and watched T.V. and talked about everything under the sun until we fell asleep.  Anthony Fox  You can shag me anytime you want…   Hey can I like be your beck on call girl??????  oh for the long and short of it  here ya go——   Anthony is about 81/2 -9 inches and thick. I could not put my pointer finger and thumb completely around it!!  He is cut and comletely shaved!  

Beautiful Creatures doesn’t even have a CD out yet and they are already getting good reviews, both on stage and off!

I knew sooner or later somebody would send me this horrible info!

Hey Donna!

Thanx for the new bookmark.  =)

Why would somebody admit that?  That would be like me admitting I put peanut butter on my clit and let my dog lick it off.  Not that I do that!  I was just using that as an example.  I don’t put peanut butter on my clit and have the dog lick it off.  That was just a joke.

I use Kibble N Bits, of course!

Seriously, fucking Mick Mars must be a curiosity thing.  Whoever your friend is has is more of a woman than I am!

Gotta say you must have some pile of helpers to have the pages you do.. I’m an old school (wayyyyy old, not quite Monkees tho’) rock chick and I still think David Lee Roth is my dream guy, so the more sludge I can see on him the happier I’ll be…just wish I could meet the man. (hey, if what you have posted is true i’d  give him enemas or share him with another guy… hell, I’d use a strap -on for him ) Anybody know how to contact him? Fuck it, just give him my e-mail address! Also wanted to say… the pics… Come on people! Do you think Donna Anderson is this person’s real name too? I guess they just look at a blond with long hair and big tits and that’s as far as it goes. That’s why I am a redhead…

Xavienne

Hi Donna! Love your Domain! My question is, how big is Tommy Lee’s cock?? People say he’s HUGE!, but to be frank I don’t think he’s big! Slightly above average maybe? And average size is 5-6 inches.  Maybe it’s just the camera makes his ding-dong look smaller? I’m TRIPPIN’ about this, cause I’m honestly 9 3/8 inches and I don’t enjoy porn enless its with BIG GUYS! like 9+. Can you help me?

-Jon

What?  You are trippin on something if you don’t think Tommy’s got a big cock.  I don’t have Tommy’s exact measurements on hand, but he’s big.  Go find yourself a guy with a big cock and don’t worry about what Tommy has in his pants.  

For September 9, 2000

In the last Ho-Bag I mentioned that I didn’t know what Matt Cameron was up to and I got about 100 emails letting me know.

Hi Donna,

I read in your new Ho-Bag that someone wanted to know what Matt Cameron is up to. He is in a band called Wellwater Conspiracy with Ben Shepherd (ex-Soundgarden) and John Paul McBain (ex-Monster Magnet). They have two albums out now, but only places like CDnow generally carry them. They sound NOTHING like Soundgarden or Magnet, but more like a ’60s acid-rock band. Good stuff though.

Just came across your Matt Cameron section of your Ho-Bag–

Kevin

You guys better be joking!

never was. A great guy

As I’ve said before on the page I’m not really up on my Pearl Jam.  Sorry.  So for those who wanted to know, now you do.

Hey Donna,love the site! Time to spill some beans on Jerry Dixon. To begin with,the thing between his leggs is just pitiful. I met him a few months ago and he did seem really nice and he is good looking,but after reading all the

I also had the pleasure of meeting Brett Michaels not to long ago. He had tons of women all around him back at the hotel. He would be in the bathroom with some chick and leave and go in the hallway to be with another. The hat never came off either.

Bret could stand on a beach in the middle of a hurricane and his hat wouldn’t come off.  I think that thing is glued to his head!  

CJ Snare is married and will be doing 20 Questions with us soon.

2 questions from the same chick.

Any gossip on Eminem?

Brianna

Yeah, he’s white, he’s getting a divorce, he wants to be underground but he’s on TRL every 2 minutes, and he has had sex with Kendra Jade.  He also has a big cock!

This may be a stupid question but what are ROAST BEEF LIPS?

Brianna

I don’t recall ever using that term on my page, but I believe that would be another word for pussy.

Dear Lovely and Most Awesome Donna,

You Rule, Donna!

That email is more believable than the one saying Mick is hung like Tommy Lee!

First off I want to start by telling that girl who wrote in about Rikki that Rikki is a great fuck so be careful or you may have to stop and catch your breath.  Also as for the big question on Bret.  I have seen him hanging around with some little blonde chick at a few shows.  To respond to the circumsizing issue.  I know that the following are    Rikki Rockett, Bret Michaels, Bobby Dall, Stu Simone, Jason “Hook” Grinstead (Bullet boys), Lonnie Vencent, Vince Neil, Sebastian Bach, and Blas Elias are all cut.  Hope this was enlightning for you.   Oh by the way love sight.  And if you want to see pics of the infamous Rikkis Little Girl I found them on an AOL homepage.

I would say more often than not any rockers you hook up with will be circumcised.

Hi, saw yr domain on metalsludge, what a great site! I did a bit of groupie-ing myself back in Phoenix AZ in the early 1970s, I see things haven’t changed much. (My big scores were with guys from the Kinks & Bad Company, among others. Well, it WAS Phoenix!)   You seem to have good info on your groupie chart, but I am wondering whatever happened to the third leg of the LA triumvirate of Sable Starr and Lori Lightning. I mean their one-named buddie, Queenie, whom no one seemed to write about. (Can’t remember if Pamela d-B mentioned her in Book 1.) Any chance you folks could do some research and come up with her whereabouts? Just curious! – Lisa

I’m not up on my old school groupies, so I suggest you go over to www.groupiecentral.com where you can get more info there.

Hey, I was just reading over your “Ho-Bag” and one girl asked about the members of Slipknot.  I persoanlly have never slept with any member, but two of my friends were with Joey (the drummer) and Corey (the vocalist).  Suposedly Joey is one cheezy little man, try’s to be cunning but in fact is just a little sleaze.  Anyways he’s small, likes getting oral sex but wasn’t into giving and yes he does cheat on his 17- 18 year old girl friend from Kittie though when he’s around her its ALL about her.  As for Corey I know hes engaged now but I dont know if he was with my friend before or after this happened, anyways she said he was about 8 inches, likes getting and giving oral sex and know what to do while he’s down on a girl. And he can go forever.   

Hey, I was really bored surfing ALL through the net and ending up browsing through some of your site.

Singer from DIE SECTION

Cool, thanks for the email!

Dear Donna,

was manly he would have lasted longer, oh well what did i expect from a bulletboy?

Sounds like a typical encounter with Marq.  I can’t say I’ve ever heard good things about him.  I thought he was cool back in 1989, but something happened along the way and now he just acts too bizarre for me on stage.

Here’s more email on Matt & Jeff Hardy. 

Hello Donna,

- V

i have something to say about this hardy boys nonsense.  why did some guy named andrew say that shit about jeff?  and i have to agree with the first chick, the boyz have way to much class than to sleep with these whores.  and besides i happen to hear that jeff is in a relationship now, so i doubt it if these girls are really telling the truth !!  anyway, i love ur site!!!!!

This is exactly why I hesitant to put up a Wrestler Penis Chart because I’m going to get tons of emails from hardcore wrestling fans saying, “so and so never has sex, blah blah blah.”  If you say something about a wrestler a lot of fans take that shit personal and I really don’t want to be bothered with all the hatemail.  As you can tell with this thing about the Hardy Boyz.  Girls, I’m sure the Hardy Boyz aren’t virgins and nobody said they were sluts and hooking up with whores.  Somebody just said they once had sex with them and now everybody is getting all stressed about it.  The bottom line is guys are guys.  I don’t know if that email was legit or even when that encountered happened, but Matt and Jeff aren’t monks so get over it already.

For September 2, 2000

Here’s an email from one of the girls that was apart of the Motley show.

HI DONNA,

AMANDA

Thanks for the email Amanda!  Anytime you have some info you wanna pass along, send it in!

I DID IT!!!! AND I HAVE THE BALLS TO ADMIT IT!!!!  MICK MARS IS THE GREATEST FUCK I’VE EVER HAD!!!!   I do not see why everyone is wiggin about his hair and about him looking old..  I  just got back from the show in Detroit.  I made my way backstage and asked right off for Mick.  I’ve always kinda had a

car!!  Well there it is I FUCKED MICK MARS AND HAD THE BALLS TO ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO FUCK YOU!  

MICKS CHICK…

Somehow I think I would have heard about Mick having a bigger dick than Tommy!  You are either

He’s probably a nice guy, but he’s not packing more than Tommy!  And get some glasses!

dear metal sludge

Michelle aka Rikki Sixx

I’m sorry but I never got any pictures along with your email.  Send em again and I’ll put them up with your email.

Here are the 876th and 877th emails on Blas & Lexi.

If Blas really is engaged to Lexi I’ll be shocked!  But on the other hand, maybe it is true.  She is such a stupid ass, she’ll fall for anything.

around and bad mouths you.  I have this from a reliable source!!!

Just wanted to put an end to the never-ending, PLEASE STOP writing on the subject of asinine Slaughter…Can’t these people drop this subject already?? Can I say the LAST word?  As for the FINAL account of the Lexi

This band totally sucks- always has- and it’s time they gave it up once and for all- just like all the emails about them. Okay- so THAT is the Blas & Lexi story-at least from her side of it –  will everyone please shut up now? Won’t Slaughter EVER go away???? Anyway…just had to speak my mind…thanks.  Love your page… hope someday people realize you AREN’T pictured on your banner.  It’s truly amazing the number of morons in this world…must be the same ones writing about Slaughter.

I’ll agree and say I’m sick of Lexi & Blas as well.  The fact is Blas is banging just as many chicks as always and nothing has changed.  He’s a slut.  He has many chicks and that’s just the way it is.

Ok, you’re stupid.  How’s that?

Actually, you just take your hand and place your hand along side it.  Then later on you can measure you hand to get a general idea how big his cock is.  You shouldn’t be obvious about it, but there are plenty of slick little way to do that without the guy really knowing.

Hey Donna, Love your penis chart.  What is the info on Paul Stanley?  I’ve read a couple items saying he is gay, is this true?

I’ve never seen Paul suck a cock, but there have been reports of Paul being with guys for over a decade now.  He is married and does have a kid, but that might not mean he doesn’t like a little cock on the side.  Who knows?  I will say that I don’t know any straight men that would dance around on stage and grab their own ass and suck their finger.

I adore your section!I have a bit of a request..I’m wondering if you know any information on any of the members of Kottonmouth Kings and/or Shaggy2Dope from ICP.

Char

The Kottonmouth Kings smoke mad, mad, mad amounts of crazy pot.  That’s all I really know about them.  Being that they are constantly stoned, I’m thinking they are probably mellow guys off stage.  As for Shaggy, I heard he has two sons, but he’s not married and definitely is down for hitting mad crazy skins. (Ebonics mode turned off)

just curious…

i LOVE your site, but have you heard anything about pakelika or brad from kottonmouth kings???  

See above.  I do know that Brad use to be in a band called the Humble God and that Pakelika just wonders around on stage smoking pot, but that’s about it.

Hey Donna…how’s it going? Congrads on your little plug at CDNow! I was just wondering, and you’ll probably think I’m completely insane and gross for wondering (as all my friends have told me), but what’s up with the

Deborah

I was never really into Soundgarden myself so I don’t exactly know.  In fact I have no idea what he is even doing.  If anybody knows, send it in!

I noticed you were missing info on one Bulletboys member, Lonnie Vencent. I have to tell all the ladies out there to not waste their time. He kisses like shit and last about 2 okay maybe 3 seconds, one word for him……..BORING!!!!

Everytime I’ve seen in him public he looks stoned and has no idea where he is.  I think he’s one to stay away from.

I hope that a ‘long and short of wrestling’ chart shows up soon. There are some WCW guys that I’ve been wondering about for a while. Great idea for a site, keep it goin’!

I promise I’ll get to it this month!  I swear!

hey donna.do u know anything about chris jericho?he has a band called fozzy osbourn.and he’s in the wwf.if u dont,what about other wwf wrestlers?

I know that Jericho is doing a Rewind with us this month.  I also know he was married in July and is now off the market.  Sorry ladies!

Hey Donna

First i wanna say i love your site Donna,  it really rocks and your mail always cracks me up…until now. I just had to write to you, i really want to rip this chick who “supposedly” slept with Jeff Hardy a new asshole. Sorry sweetheart being a hardcore follower of the Hardy Boyz i can tell you both Matt and Jeff have alot of respect and wouldn’t even give your sleazy ass a second look. I have alot of respect for the Hardy Boys, when people like you come along and write about Jeff and say that kinda bullshit about him that really pisses me off. Yeah man, wrestlers party hard but there are also those who aren’t like the rest of the dogs out there. Unless you have some hardcore proof like a sperm sample then i suggest you shut your hole before you piss alot of Jeff fans off like myself. And no sorry i’m not jealous i’ve met Jeff enough times to know he’s a sweetheart and wouldn’t want to sleep with dirty scumbags like yourself. Well, i’ feel better now, and sorry about that Donna.  Take care and keep up the good work on the site! 

Settle down.  Who said the chick was sleazy?  She just said she hooked up with Jeff Hardy.  They might be nice guys, but they are still guys!!  Never underestimate the sleaziness of a guy!  In fact, here’s another email on a chick being with the Hardy Boyz.

Hi Donna,

Andrew

See, these are young guys who are single and enjoying their fame.  After putting their bodies on the line like they do, I think they deserve a little TLC.  Speaking of the Hardy Bozy, here’s another one!

Hey, First off I love your site! It’s so funny. I was reading awhile down though and a chick posted some really really inaccurate stuff about Jeff Hardy. I’ve been with Jeff on several occasions, She was right about the average size. The not liking oral sex thing, YEAH FUCKING RIGHT! He loves giving and recieving. The shaving his whole body thing… What the fuck is she talking about? You can just look at him and tell he doesn’t.  Anyways though, he’s got excellent rhythm, you don’t even have to ask him to wear a condom, he just does, all in all in bed I give him an 8.  If you want to get to him or his brother though, you have to make sure Lita *Amy Dumas* isn’t around, they clame nothings going on there but she gets pissed. Jeff’s a great guy though, even if you don’t want to fuck him, you should chill with him, he’s really fun to chill and get fucked up with.

Midajah

The reason you get so pissed off when people, either mistake you for the ho’s on your domain or want to see a picture of you, is probably because you are a big, fat skank.  But, I do enjoy the “skinny” on all of these

idiots.

Hmm, no, that’s not it.  It’s because people are stupid and don’t read.  Anybody who has read my Ho-Bags should know that I’ve answered the question as to who is on my banner a million times.  Plus I would think that people would be able to tell that those are 3 different girls up there, especially considering the Donna D’Errico photo is the same one we used in her 20 Questions.  And since none of us at Sludge reveal much about ourselves, why would I post a photo?  People don’t email Jani Bon Neil or Ozzy Stillbourne and ask for nude photo.  People need to think more before they send in stupid emails.

I was wondering if anybody knew anything of Nikki Sixx or Donna D’Errico cheating on each other.  I have never heard Nikki of cheating nor Donna…they seem like a cool happy couple.  Which is good…either way I hope they are faithful to each other cuz they seem to be one of the few cool celebs out there.

You haven’t heard of them cheating on each other because they don’t.  Quit trying to start trouble!

ACCORDING TO TONY BRUNO,WHO NOW PLAYS GUITAR FOR ENRIGUE IGLESIES,SANDI

ESCAPES ME. HE WAS IN THE ROCK……DONNIE P

Okay, thanks.

This is on Sevendust’s Lajon Witherspoon.

Donna,

SS

Donna,

I just read your interview from Kerrang on your site and have to ask you: what makes groupies so much better than musicians in the world of rock?  Not saying that alot of musicians/rock stars aren’t LOSERS but there seem to be some decent ones like Richie Sambora, Frankie Banalli, Nikki Sixx, Joe Perry and Mark Slaughter(which you guys pitch him shit for being pussy whipped but atleast he isn’t slutting around)  Now I realize they are the minority and I was actually shocked to find out Tom Hamilton’s a slut but maybe he and his wife have somekind of agreement because I think he’s been married to the same gal since the 70’s.  Getting back to my point, you said you’d never marry a musician/rock star.  Well what makes you think ALL guys out here would want to marry a groupie or former groupie?  I sure as hell wouldn’t.  Besides, you don’t have to be in a band to be a slut.  I know plenty of people who are just ordinary and complete sluts.

What are you rambling about?  I don’t expect any of these guys to marry me.  I was just asked a question and I gave my answer.   I never said I was better than anyone, so please try to pay attention next time.

how about you make a chart with chicks? that would be cool.  by the way, your current charts are very entertaining.

What type of chart would you like?  A height chart, a weight chart, a tit chart, an ass chart, etc?  A chick chart would probably be the biggest waste of time since Slaughter’s last CD came out.  Considering there aren’t that many female rockers and rating dicks is a little easier than rating a chicks pussy.  Go get a Playboy and entertain yourself that way, junior.

shannon

I haven’t heard a thing about Slikpknot, but I’d give credit to any chick brave enough to find out!

Jessica

He also emailed us for months saying he was going to send back his 20 Questions but he was too lame to do so.

~Amber

I haven’t heard word one on Wayne Static, but if anybody has any info, you know what to do with it.

I love your website and the Penis Chart is totally side-splitting!  My friends and I have non-stop laughs about it since we have been fans of most of the people on the list for like 11 years (we are now 21 yrs. old).  Needless to say that when the big groupie vibe was going on we were only babies!  Now we are all grown up and are ready to seriously rock!  I have a huge interest in Skid Row’s Rachel Bolan.  He is seriously talented and way too sexy for his own good.  I know that he is married.  Aside from what you have already posted about him(see the Penis Chart), do you have any other info on him? 

Keep up the good work, 

Ti

All the info I have on rockers are generally posted.  So what you see is what you get.  I haven’t gotten any emails on Rachel at all while they’ve been out with Kiss, so he’s either being a good boy or he’s very discreet!

Love your sight by the way! I have a question for you , Is Bret Michaels faithful to is girlfriend Kristy? I would love any info on him ~ Thanx!

Well to be honest, I haven’t gotten any reports of Bret being a bad boy all this Summer.  He has been known to get around in the past and did have some chicks on the side, but I don’t know if he’s still hooking up with other women.  Kristy did give birth to his daughter this Spring so maybe he’s being a good dad right now.  

this for a long time. It’s so cool that you’ve provided this area to us chicks who always wondered whether these guys rocked as hard between the sheets as they do on the stage. I have just one minor request. Could the chicks who give up the goods on these guys include whether or not the guy is circumcized in their descriptions of cocks. I know that there are reports that guys like Lars Ulrich & Art Alexakis are “hooded monks” but I’d like to know the dirt on all of the guys whether they’re cut or uncut. I know that it’s just a minor point to most but there’s just something about knowing that one bit of info that really gets me off. So maybe in the future reports on these guys we could have that bit of info included too. By the way I’m sure that everyone is emailing you about Evan Seinfelds rather impressive display on OZ a couple of weeks back. I guess the reports about this guy having a big (CIRCUMCIZED) cock are absolutely true. That thing looked like a garden hose, WOW!!! Thanks a lot Donna for the page, you rule!!

Jessica

Evan does have a big cock and if you are a chick, he’ll probably show it to you without second thought.  I think for the most part, most of the guys on the penis chart are circumcised unless stated otherwise.  But I try to include that info more often.  Thanx!

Lustfully Yours,

Donna Anderson