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Sludgette of the Month – February 2002, Jen Yonts

 

SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH

This month’s Sludgette is another frequent Gossip Board contributor! She also sent us a few very cute photos of her modeling our Metal Slut Tank Top, so we had no choice but to make her our February 2002 Sludgette Of The Month!

Plus our Sludgette Of The Month for February 2001 was named Jen, so this year we had to have another Jen for February! Maybe every February we’ll have a Sludgette named Jen. It’ll be a new tradition!

Jen’s Data Sheet

1. Name: Jen Yonts (a.k.a Dark Stormy Nights from the gossip boards)

2. Age: 29

3. Height: 5`6 inches

4. Weight: 104

5. Measurements: 34-28-34

6. Where are you from?
Small town in Kentucky

7. Ambitions: To someday find my prince charming, who will sweep me off my feet and treat me like a princess. Finishing my guitar lessons would be nice too. LOL

8. Turn-ons: Music, Bad boys, leather, dark bedroom eyes, rough hands, a nice smile, a sense of humor.

9. Turn-offs: I hate fingernail biting. And bad hygene.

10. What do you do for a living?
Hairdresser

11. Favorite bands: KISS, Quiet Riot, Motley Crue, Led Zep, Scorpions, Ozzy, Alice Cooper, Tesla, Dokken, Queen, Aerosmith, AC/DC….I could go on and on. But those are a few of my faves.

12. How long have you been coming to Metal Sludge?
Um….about a year now.

13. What drives you wild?
Front row and center stage at my favorite concert, squashed against the railing with thousands of screaming, rabid fans pushing and shoving against me, with my eardrums about to bleed!

14. What will you be doing this Valentine’s Day?
Waiting for prince charming……sigh.

15. You told us that you tried to be one of the “Girls Of Kiss.” Are you like a huge Kiss freak or something?
Yes. I can`t help it, I have been a huge KISS fan since I was like 6 years old. But being Sludgette Of The
Month means more to me than being one of the Girls of KISS anyday!

16. Have you ever posed nude or had sex while being videotaped?
I have never been videotaped, but I do have some photos.hee hee :)

17. When did you lose your virginity and how was it?
I was very young, and he was too old to be doing that with me. LOL. But I guess it was OK. It was not one of the worst experiences. But not one of the best either.

18. How do you feel about being our February 2002 Sludgette Of The Month?
OMG! I am so happy. I could barely type these answers. I had to calm down a bit before I could! Thank you so much. Sludge rules.

19. Personal Motto: “It`s not if you win or loose, it`s how good you look playing the game.”

Congratulations to Jen for being our February Sludgette Of The Month! Who needs to be one of the Girls Of Kiss when you can be a Sludgette?!

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