Gilly

Most of you should recognize Gilly due to his ninja like ability to get photos with a variety of different rock stars.  He’s hardcore.  Lets find out more about him!

Gilly’s Data Sheet

1. Where are you from?  
I’m from Brownsville, TX.  Way down in South Texas. I basically have to go out side of the valley to see most shows.

2.  Ambitions:  Take pictures with KISS showing off my fancy ass sludge shirt. Other than that I’d like to become an athletic coordinator.

3.  Turn ons:  G-strings, big titties and big asses.

4.  Turn offs:  Females with hairy arm pits and legs.

5.  What do you do for a living? 
I’m a physical education teacher and I coach football and basketball.

6.  How long have you been coming to Metal Sludge? 
Around a year and a half.

7.  How often do you visit our page? 
Twice daily.

8.  When was the last time you got laid? 
Last night and I’m planning on making a midnight call after I finish answering these questions.

9.  Favorite Bands: Rolling Stones, Kiss, Queensryche, Yngwie Malmsteen, Motley Crue, Dokken, Ratt, Poison, L.A. Guns and all the old school thrash bands.

10.  Least Favorite Bands: Korn and Rage Against The Machine

11. Most spontaneous thing you’ve ever done? 
This past January, my friends(Raul and Julio) and I stuffed a Christmas tree inside another friend’s(Bob) postal jeep.  It stayed there over the weekend. Come Monday morning at about 5:30 am, BAM, Bob is unloading the tree.  That’s what he gets for dumping his Christmas tree outside his front lawn.  Thank God he didn’t go postal on us.  I think his jeep still smells like them pine tree air fresheners.

12. When not reading Metal Sludge, I can mostly be found: Motel 6 (sorry, inside joke).  At our local high school football games and at Bob’s house playing poker with the Jedi Crue for shits and giggles.

13.  How do you manage to obtain photos with so many people? 
The Anthrax pictures were easy since the guys were hanging out on the side of the stage. Jason McMaster was in attendance of the Maximum Rock concert.  The Poison pictures were a waiting game.  I had to wait for a while for the guys to go to their buses after that I didn’t think the guys would pass up on taking pictures with someone with a sludge shirt on.  I mean that shit would spread on the net like crazy, just like all the other instances that have happen to other Sludgeaholics.

14.  Who’s next on you photo hit list? 
Bar 7 and Ratt.  I’m leaving tomorrow the see them in Corpus Christi and I’m definitely taking my fancy ass shirt
and camera.  Then I’m going to San Antonio over the Labor Day weekend to see Halford, Queensryche and Iron Maiden.  Anyway you could hook me up with some back stage passes.  I think it’s time I order a cheap ass Union Metal Sludge shirt if I’m planning to check out two shows in one week.

15. How does it feel to be the winner of the first Sludgeaholic of the month?
Fuckin’ Awesome.  The first time my anti-hair band friends saw me on the Sludge site they told me to enjoy my 15 minutes of fame.  Then, BAM, the Poison pictures go up, I guess I’ll have to enjoy another 15 minutes.  Now this, the first Sludgeaholic of the Month Award.  Jerry and Abel, suck my big dark meat.  This Sludgeaholic is going to enjoy a whole fuckin’ hour of fame.

16. Words to live by:  KEEP IT REAL!!!

ps I’ll take this award on behalf of the whole Jedi Crue (Bob, Julio, Raul, Jerry, Abel, Kike, Rey “El Blood,” Loco, and El Pelon) and all the Sludgeaholics all over the world.  “THE WORLD IS OURS”

Let’s hear it for our first SOTM, Gilly!!!  If you see Gilly out and about in Texas, give him props!