Metal Sludge The Power and the Glory
The Top 7 Rock Stars That Need an Ass-Kicking.
"Downloaders Should Be Sued Off The Face Of The Earth"
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One of the worst things that can happen to a musician is when they start to take themselves a little too seriously. They get trapped in their own little world and begin to think they are as amazing as their brainwashed fans think they are. Where do these idiots get off? These are just some people who could use a good butt-whoopin’ to help clear their heads.
7. Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit
How hasn’t this guy been beaten to a bloody pulp?
Back in the early ‘90s, it felt like Fred Durst was loved by the ladies but hated by every man on the face of the planet. He took the heavy metal genre and completely perverted it. How did he get away with this unscathed? Every time I hear him spit whiteboy raps over cheesy rock chords, I want to give him a fat knee to the face.
The first time I saw the video for “Behind Blue Eyes” I was so enraged that I punched my television set and split my hand wide open. How could Pete Townshend let this douchebag taint a Who landmark? He even got to make out with Halle Berry. Halle Berry! I think I’m going to be sick.
6. Deryck Whibley of Sum 41
What a jackass. How can you be in one of the worst bands ever and marry one of the most annoying pop stars all in the same life?
I love it how Sum 41 started off as cotton candy MTV lozenge for rich schoolgirls and then ended up trying to put out more intelligent songs about serious political issues. In a lot of these songs Whibley attempts to criticize President Bush and his polices. I don’t have too much of a problem with this, but the songs completely suck and I refuse to listen to political rantings from a Canadian. This guy is just mad cause there is nothing to complain about in Canada.
Deryck wants to be a real rock star so bad it’s probably destroying him from the inside out. I hope this bozo chokes on Avril Lavigne’s teeth.
5. Axl Rose of Guns n’ Roses
Axl pre-superstardom didn’t seem like that bad of a guy. He had a great voice, killed it on the live stage and didn’t have much of an attitude. All this changed when he grew the world’s biggest rock ego and decided to swim with dolphins in his epic Use Your Illusion music videos.
Throughout Guns N’ Roses‘ career, Axl was notorious for personally addressing disruptive fans and instructing security guards to throw them out by force. On a few occasions he even took matters into his own hands by jumping into the crowd to deal with these so-called nuisances personally. He even started a riot on August 8, 1992 in Montreal by walking off stage after playing only nine songs, claiming he was having voice problems. What a class act.
I’m not saying I could take Axl in his prime, but I would consider paying a nice sum to have his kneecaps busted.
4. Madonna
3. Noel and Liam Gallagher of Oasis
2. Ted Nugent
The Nuge.Another classic case of a rock star thinking their moral values and understanding of this world is the be-all and end-all. What makes this guy think he has the right to force his border control policies on the masses via a Fox News telecast? This guy wrote freakin’ “Cat Scratch Fever.” It’s not like he’s in Africa curing AIDS patients.
I will commend the guy for hunting and killing his own food, but it’s so obvious that he gets off on shooting defenseless animals just for sh*ts and giggles. I would give anything to stalk this guy Hard Target-style in the middle of East LA. I wonder how long it would take for me to take down the The Motor City Madman? He eats far too much homemade meat to outrun my skinny ass.
1. Gene Simmons of Kiss
If there is anybody on this list that needs to be knocked out right now, it’s Gene. How can so many egotistical one-liners come out of one human being? The guy is intelligent, but his relentless greed and lack of bass playing talent are definitely basis for a drunken’ stepfather-like beat down.
Some people may think that Gene is a very smart man who is just speaking his mind and telling it like it is, but I beg to differ. Not only is Gene one of the worst bass players of all time, he would put a Kiss logo on a dead corpse and sell it to an 8-year-old just to make a buck. I’ve heard all of this man’s stupid philosophies on the “rock business” and I think he needs to realize that not everybody in a band just cares about making money off of their musical “brand.” Gene should be blowing Ace Frehley everyday of his life because he was the only reason why Kiss was able to put together good rock songs and hit the big time. Period.
Ending this man with some fists of fury to the face would definitely make this world a happier place.
Metal Sludge’s Top 7 who need an ass kicking list would go something like this.
People wash cars with more realistic looking fabric than this.
6. Blackie Lawless – Not for something recent but the accumulative 25 years earns him.
5. Jani Lane – For smashing the dreams of the reunited Warrant & their fan base in 2008.
Down Boy downed a few too many this past summer and it cost him his job.
4. Donnie Vie – Read his blogs & try to understand the mixed message, or meth’age?
3. Steven Adler – Watch Celebrity Rehab 2. It’s a rewind of the last 15+ years.
2. Gene Simmons – Worth a hundred million bucks, and just might leave his kids nothing?
1. Axl Rose – For obvious reasons, but mainly the bad corn rows and botox.
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