Anyone want a date with Bobby Blotzer of Ratt?

Anyone want a date with Bobby Blotzer of Ratt?

Girls, this could be your Rock of Blotz!

 

Any of you rocker chicks want to go “Round and Round”? Well here is your chance. If you sign up at Match.com you can check out a possible date with this “Wanted Man” right >HERE<

It appears as if thought this profile is none other than the ultra famous rock drummer Bobby Blotzer of Ratt. That’s right girls.

His profile is choke full of fun and games that would make any girls head spin. But just be sure to be ready to duck because he is a drummer and those twirlin’ drum sticks might just give you a black eye if mishandled.

Let’s take a look at some of Bob’s profile.

As we all know Bob swings his arms around a lot and hits things for living. But he doesn’t mention any interest in boxing, kicking or hair pulling. So hopefully your not looking for anyone too kinky. Sounds like Bob is just your regular rock dude. Just so long as his bedroom isn’t set up like a UFC ring it could be a helluva date.

Let’s take a look at what Rock of Blotz has to offer you ladies:

This here is the headline on Bob’s profile.There are good guys out there and I’m one of them! Permanent Vacation Guaranteed.

* 45-year-old man

* Valencia, California, United States

* seeking women 30-38

* within 30 miles of Santa Clarita, California, United States

Relationships: Currently Separated

Have kids: Yes, and they live away from home (2)

Want kids: Not sure

Ethnicity:

* White / Caucasian

Body type: About average

Height: 5’11” (180cms)

Religion: Spiritual but not religious

Smoke: No Way

Drink: Social Drinker

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In my own words

for fun:

I Love going to Mammoth to snow ski, Love to go to Lake Havasu to go boating…Love to go to see live music.

my job:

I’m a musician, Drummer, Guitarist, song writer / producer. Been doing this my whole life.

my education:

I started playing music for a living in tenth grade. I like to say that I have a PHD in Platinum!

favorite hot spots:

Hawaii, Mountains, Home

favorite things:

The apprentice, love yamato ( benni hanna style )love any kind of movies. Romantic comedys. I’m a musician…Love Rock and Roll!

last read:

rolling stone

About my life and what I’m looking for

I really need to have a person who has interest in being friends, partners, lovers, and is easy going and non complicated.

She hopefully is funny, love to go to movies, skiing, to lake Havasu, Hawaii, trips up the coast, palm springs, and loves to entertain at home. I have a great house that is totally set up to have friends over to enjoy the grounds and house.

I go to alot of concerts, as this is the business i’m in and have many friends / peers that are rolling thru town.

About me

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Blue

Sports and exercise:

* Billiards / Pool

* Bowling

* Cycling

* Golf

* Running

* Skiing

* Swimming

* Walking / Hiking

Exercise habits: Exercise 1-2 times per week

Interests:

* Camping

* Cooking

* Dining out

* Exploring new areas

* Gardening/Landscaping

* Movies/Videos

* Museums and art

* Music and concerts

* Nightclubs/Dancing

* Playing cards

* Shopping/Antiques

* Travel/Sightseeing

* Wine tasting

Education: High school

Occupation: Artistic / Creative / Performance

Income: $150,001+

Languages:

* English

Politics: Conservative

Sign: Libra

Pets I have:

* Cats

* Dogs

Pets I like: No Answer

Let’s take a look at what Bob’s date requests are:

About my date

Hair:  * Blonde or * Light brown

Eyes: * Blue

Height: 5’4″ (163cms) to 5’9″ (175cms)

Body type: * About average or * Athletic and toned or * Slender

Ethnicity: * White / Caucasian

Faith: No Answer

Job: No Answer

Income: * $50,001 to $75,000

Smoke:  * No Way

Drink:  * Social Drinker

Want kids:  * Not sure

Let’s review shall we?

Bob wants a blond with blue eyes. Better than a blue haired chic with white eyes, that would be a smurf.

Bob doesn’t like black chicks, asians, or mexicans. In other words, no J-Lo bitches.

Bob doesn’t care if you dig God or the Devil or what your job is. Just make sure you got 50k in cake coming in. Havasu and all these trips to Haiwaii will add up.

You can’t smoke, drink a bit and he might wanna have some kids with you.

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