with Butch Walker Dear Sexy Rock Star,I’m 18 and I’ve been a D cup since I was 14. I like having big boobs, but not so much lately. I can’t wear cute stapless tops or halter tops because strapless ...

  Donna’s Ho-Bag For February 22, 2002   The Penis Chart now has over 200 names on it! I finally reached my goal. My next goal is to get up to 400. It took me 3 1/2 years to get ...

Donna’s Ho-Bag For September 22, 2002 Hello everybody! Even though my Ho-Bag is one of the most popular portions of Metal Sludge, it’s not updated that much and I take responsibility for that because I can’t figure out a way ...

  RANDOM THOUGHTS ON ANOTHER STUPID PRESS RELEASE  Last Spring I got what I thought at the time was the stupidest press release I’ve ever read. It was for the Rock Never Stops tour. But I might have been wrong! ...

  with Matt (Steavanz) Karp   Okay Wild Onez, Matt (Thumper) is here to help you out of your perverse little-too-much-time-on-your-hands-problems. Now I know some of you not might appreciate me being your “star”, but look at it this way: ...

  RANDOM THOUGHTS ON THE ROCK FEST PROGRAM! Since Metal Edge is sponsoring the Rock Fest tour with Dokken, Ratt, Warrant, Firehouse, and L.A. Guns, they made their own program for the tour. It has about 120 pages featuring all ...